Bob's Party

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So everyone came to Bob's party. Bob's BFF, Du Lay Lay, (or Du Way Way) came in a pink dress with big bold letters on it, saying Du Way Way Is My Name. Poo. Bob and his brother, Foffiring (who uninvitedly came) danced with Du Way Way. Then Foffiring fell in love with Vidora's sister, Fedora, and they got married. Lucia farted, and then Du Way Way farted so loud, that Do MooMah, Vidora's BFF, did a megafart, and everyone ran outside because the room stunk. Then this random dude called Joshua said "hey!" And Do MooMah said, "Hey! You were in the elections! Everyone! Vote for my little Joshie! Me love you Joshie, mwah!" And then they got married. But then Joshua divorced, and Do MooMah married Bob Jr. (Who was back from camp). Well, Do MooMah was 100 years older than Bob Jr, because she turned 101 a few years ago. "Mandison!" Andoline called. "Hi Andoline!" Mandison shouted back. Then they played the poo game together. "Pop Jr!" Bob Jr goo goo ga ga-ed. "Bob Junior!" Pop shouted back. Then they watched the wedding together. Bus Driver Dude and Kiki fell in love, but Kiki had to wash her hair before the wedding, so bus driver dude drove the bus. Soon, the Par-Tay! Was over, and Bus Driver Dude drove everyone home.

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