𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎, it chapter one

Making videos with wyatt and jack

'Hey y/n I got a vi-'
'No wyatt you're not borrowing my bras for a video with jack'
'Whyyyyy'
'Because noodles you don't have tits'
'That's what you think'
'Jack shut up'

Jack naming your character Betty despite your many complaints
'Why not something cool like.. Alaska or Evelyn?!'
'Shut up, Betty'
'Wyatt can I hit jack?'
'Unfortunately no, need him looking pretty for the video'
'Then you should have just asked Finn!'
'Shut up Betty or I will be forced to escort you out'
'It's my fucking house, fred'
'She did not'
'She did.'

Throwing random shit at jack all the time
'Y/n put the bottle down'
'Y/n, Y/n- Y/N I SAID PUT IT DOWN NOT THROW IT AT JACK!'

Having to play wyatts love interest
'This is IT all over again'
'Shut up we're filming'
'Oh, noodles how I love you so dearly'
'Oh, betty. How I love you so-'
'Aww Baby you thought I was talking to you? Oh no, I'm talking to my boy jack over there with his new hair - I see you'

Falling over 25/8
'OH MY GOD WYATT PLEASE SAY YOU GOT THAT'
'I DID INDEED YOUNG SAVAGE'
'I hate you both.'

Climbing on jacks back because you're too small

Having to help them with the bras
'Oh my god Wyatt- no sweetie, not like that'
'Jack it's backwards'
'Do you even know what a bra is?'
'Well yeah, it covers a woman's boobies'
'Jack get out of my house'
'What- he's not wrong?!'
'Wyatt you too? Shame that, guess no video for you'
'Y/n just help us with the bras'

Them not being able to sort the bras out so you just clip them around their heads
'Now that's a look'
'Yeah for a fucking predator'
'Oh yes I rate this look 10/10, 100% would wear this again I personally think it's a really comfortable, cute lo-'
'No one asked for a fucking review wyatt'

'Do you ever wish you could just make the perfect girl'
'Yeah!'
You pop up out of the corner
'Umm excuse me?!'

Wyatt pushing you into the bathroom and jack locking the door
'Open the door you ass hat!!
'No can do, we're filming a very important scene and you're not in it'
'So you lock me in a room?'
'Yes'

'Now for a word from our sponsors'
'Every time I film with jack something goes wrong: filming IT - we fell down that massive cliff thing. filming the v-team skit - he threw my phone in the pool. Filming this - he locked me in the bathroom. I do not recommend becoming friends with this ugly whore'
'Thank you for that Betty'
'When I get out of this room I'm going to kill you Fred savage'
'What about Wyatt?'
'He can live, but only because I'm scared Nic would castrate me if I touched his child'
'Y/n you're a girl you can't be castrated'
'And? Have you met Nic? He'd find a way'

'I'm hacking into the software!'
'We're so close!'
'This is really hard'
'That sounded so wrong, if my brother comes in I'm killing you both - I don't care if Nic rips my head off'

Jack moaning really loudly every 5 seconds
'Oh my god jack SHUT UP'
'HOYAAAAAAAAAA'

Your brother coming in the room
'This better be a pg video children'
'It will be! We are all children of Jess's, except Jack. He's a sinner'
'Yeah, I can tell'

Jumping on wyatts back as he runs around your room
'TO NARNIA!'
'I think the fuck not'
'You're no fun'
'Ugh, that is not correct'