Each of you being assigned a really weird name:
Jack ~ Trey Mcdoodaland
Finn ~ Johnny Ferocious
Wyatt ~ Stephen Tracey Beaker the 3rd
Jaeden ~ Hamilton Nic
Jeremy ~ Richard Koury the 7th
Chosen ~ Ian Circumference
Sophia ~ Bonisha Giraffe Pee
Y/N ~ Iglis McGill (this name is a really big inside joke, don't judge)~
Jack~ 'Howdy partner!'
Y/n ~ 'No, Jack, that's Finn's line!'
Jack ~ 'Then what's my line?'
Wyatt ~ 'Omg can you not read?'
Jeremy~ 'WHY ARE WE ALL SO PROBLEMATIC?''Welcome to Trey and Iglis' drug farm!'
'Y/N YOU CAN SAY THAT!'
'Oh shit, umm... welcome to Trey and Iglis' search for the good kush?!'
'Can we fire her?'Finn: 'Howdy Partner!'
Y/n: 'Wagwan, Johnny my man. Do ya know where I can get some of that good kush?'
Finn: 'I'm gonna go to church now, bye satan'
Y/n: 'Nah Johnny, don't do me like that fam!''Hi, my names Trey and I've got a basketball game tomorrow!'
'Jack, shut up'Making a compilation of different skits
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Sophia: 'Hello and welcome to Iglis and Bonishas' cooking show!'
Y/n: 'Today we have a very special guest... Hamilton Nic? Nic's in this? Oh wait shit that's jaeden'
Literally having to pull Jaeden into shot
Y/n: 'you can tell he's really excited for this!'
Sophia: 'okay, now it's time for some questions! Who's the hottest uber driver you've ever had'
Jaeden: 'umm I never went to oovoo javer'
Y/n: 'get out.'Throwing eggs at Jaeden and sophia
Y/n: 'Today we're making.. The fuck is this?'
Sophia: 'Oh jesus, that's- uh uh i don't think so'
Y/n: 'Roll the credits I'm not touching that'
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'Jack, get out of the shot!'
'I HAVE THE POWER OF JESUS AND ANIME ON MY SIDE'
'WELCOME TO TREY AND JOHNNY'S' SALON. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY?'
'stOP YELLING AT ME, TREY! I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER'
'HEY, HEY, HEY! BREAK IT UP'
Finn actually trying to cut your hair
'Absolutely fucking not, Wolfhard'
'Just a bit, pleaseeee'
'I'd rather be stuck in a lift with Pennywise than let you come near me with a pair of scissors'
Coming out of the "salon" with an orange face and sharpie eyebrows
'You look... great?'
Drawing a unibrow on Finn in sharpie
'Hey, what did i do to deserve this?!'
'shhhhh! its a disguise, you're a kid on the run also known as Vanessa Sanchez'
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you guys end up failing completely, and messing up Jaeden's entire house, but if anyone asks that was jack.
'What are we meant to do now?'
'live, laugh, love'
'Y/n get out of my house'
'I understand.'
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𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎, it chapter one
Fanfictionstarted.2017 psa: i was 12-13 when i wrote this so it's embarrassing ☹