𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎, it chapter one

Them as things me and friends have said| losers

[not exposing names]

Bill

'I am a sensitive boi! Stop bullying me!'
- a friend

Richie

'What's bigger, y/n's boobs or Jake Paul's ego?'

Ik jake Paul wasn't a thing then but shhhhhhh

Stan

'I get it my hair is curly! I'll fucking kick you so hard your dick curls up in your pants'

Eddie

'I'm not gay, I just like boys. I WAS JOKING IM NOT GAY'

Mike

'I would ride you, but you're not a bike, and I'm Christian'

Ben

'And then so I was like hey bitc- are you even listening snake?'

Beverly

'Suck my dick'
'You don't have a-'
'Yes I fucking do.'

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