Min Yoongi: Good morning.
Read 5:00 AM
You: You got to be kidding me.
Min Yoongi: What's wrong sweet heart?
You: Ew.
You: Don't call me "sweat heart."
You: Why did you text me so early tf?
You: 5 AM on a Saturday morning?
You: Do you have a life?????
Min Yoongi: Okay so first of all, yes. Second of all. Stop spamming me you stalker just talk in one message. Thanks x.
You: Oh i'm sorry grandpa. Oh and
i'm the stalker?? You're the one that
keeps texting me.
Min Yoongi: Yes, you're the stalker.
Min Yoongi: Oh, you want me to stop?
You: No.
You: Explain to me why i'm the stalker.
You: Oh and btw. "Can you stop spamming me
just talk in one message. Thanks x."
Min Yoogi: "Sure grandma."
You: Oh i'm sorry grandma.*
Min Yoongi: Well i can see you searched me on instagram.
You: What?
You: I don't even have instagram.
Min Yoongi: Oh Hye, please don't lie.
Min Yoongi:
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You: Great, you bitch.
You: Why aren't you following me.
Min Yoongi: Cause you're not following me either.
You: Pff, how old are you??
You: 12?
Min Yoongi: No.
You: Wait, fr how old are you?!
You: EW WTF HOW OLD ARE YOU?!
Min Yoongi: 21.
You: Hmm.
Min Yoongi: How old are you?
You: That's none of your business.
Min Yoongi: Oh, you got to be fucking kidding me.
Min Yoongi: You're the 12 year old here.
You: Jeez.
You: I was just messing with you dawg.
You: I am twenty years of age.
You: Now happy?
You:
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You: Hmm
You: We can't be friends.
Min Yoongi: Why not?
Min Yoongi: I'm too hot for you huh?
You: Pff, u wish.
You: Ur famous, too cool for me.
Min Yoongi: Ha, what?
Min Yoongi: I'm not.
You: Stfu.
You: You dye your hair often?
Min Yoongi: Yeah.
Min Yoongi: Pretty much.
You: Nice.
Min Yoongi: Yeah.
Min Yoongi: You?
You: I did it once.
Min Yoongi: Cool.
You: Why is this so awkward.
Min Yoongi: I have no idea.
A/N; BOOOOOORINGGGGG
"Step up ur game man."
