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( a very messy ) RANT:

OKAY IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE INFINITY WAR TRAILER 2 DONT READ THIS OR DO IT IDK

warning: potential spoilers

okay, first things first:

WHO I THINK IS GOING TO DIE.

1) Thor
my baby little boy my cute little thor UGHHH MY HEART IM NOT READING FOR THAT PURPLE THUMB TO SQUEEZE THORS HEAD TO DEATH

2) Tony Stark
This is too painful for me to talk about.
I'm already crying.

3) Vision
idc anymore IM TOO WORRIED ABOUT TONY AND BB THOR

4) Cap.
sigh.

5) EVERY OTHER ORIGINAL AVENGERS

QUILL AND TONY:

THE INTERACTION BETWEEN THESE TO IS GOING TO BE LEGENDARY!!!!!
GOD I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS WATCHING THAT CLIP OF THE TRAILER WHERE QUILL IS LIKE
'dude no offence but your plan sucks'

AND HOW PETER WAS JUST SOOO ENTERTAINED WATCHING THEM

speakkkkking of peter:

Lets discuss older!peter:

Y'ALL HAVE YOU SEEN THAT DAMN VIDEO THAT SHOWS WHEN PETER FIRST TALKED TO TONY SAYING 'Hi.. I'm uh-Peter' IN HIS LIL SQUEAKY VOICE THEN SHOWS THE CLIP OF PETER INTRODUCING HIMSELF TO DR STRANGE IN HIS BIG BOY VOICE AND COOL HAIR

ITS JUST

SO UHHH

MY MAN GREW UP SO FAST

BLACK WIDOWS HAIR:

I JUST ???? jsjsjsnnsnns?

BLONDE?

bLoNdEe?

wHiTE?

WHY ?

just

w
h
y

THOR:

Okay so like, apparently he has the most screen time in the movie. Idk how to feel about that. I mean, I FREAKIN LOVE HIM, but I feel like they're giving him the screentime to set up his death.

and i do not want that

i will not allow it

THOR IS TOO PRECIOUS

LOKI:

dudes dead

TCHALLA:

MY MANNNNNS
hes 99.9% percent safe bc his movie just came out and they wouldn't let him die just like that.

also i want wakanda. im trash for wakanda.

THE GUARDIANS:

I FEEL LIKE ROCKET IS GONNA DIE. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE HES GONNA DIE. I SHOULDNT BE FEELING THAT.

also... TEENAGE GROOT

GOD I LIVE FOR THAT

AND QUEEN GAMORA ??

CAN YALL JUST IMAGINE THE GUARDIANS WITH TONY STARK AND PETER PARKER
THEY WERE MEANT TO BE

im so glad they didn't put the guardians with captain america to be honest.
it isnt because i prefer iron man,
its just that the guardians interactions with peter and tony would be the comedy relief of the whole movie and just overall legendary.

WANDA:

hands down fav avenger

so anyways i doubt shes gonna die

THANOS:

HALF OF THE UNIVERSE
HALF OF HUMANITY

WHY HALF?

IS HE GONNA DEFEAT HALF THEN IN THE NEXT AVENGERS TAKE OVER THE SECOND HALF?

I DONT GET IT

wHy HaLf

tony stark:

stop.
I genuinely don't want this to happen I feel like a baby.

I AM TOO ATTACHED I SWEAR ITS UNHEALTHY

tony stark just feels so real to me and i feel like im gonna sob my eyes out

okay im gonna end it here bc im too hURT

edit: GOD WAS I WRONG
deadass everyone i thought was gonna die didnt
and everyone i thought wasnt gonna die, did