When Life Gives You 5 Hot Guys Make Directionade

Pranksters

Authors Note:  Hey guys like the last chapter?  this one should be fun!  Pranks!  PRANKS! and more PRANKS!!!!  I'm going to keep this note and chapter short and sweet.  I'm on vacation so I just want to get on with the chapter.

"Come on."  I said to Niall as I lead him into the bathroom.  I grabbed three bottles of shaving cream from under the sink as well as some hand soap.  Niall just watched me gather things while he smiled like a kid in a candy store.

"Hey, do you have a flat iron?"  asked Niall.  He was now taking some things from my arms.

"Yeah.  I straighten my hair all the time.  I actually have a wet to dry straightener it's very usef....."  i didn't get to finish.

"I get it.  Cool thing.  I was just thinking we could um I don't know straighten Harry's hair."  said Niall grinning mischievously.

I thought about this in my head.  It might make Harry a bit upset and rather cranky.  "Niall if we did that Harry would be pissed at us, and possibly hate us for the rest of our lives."  I said.  Niall looked to the ground disappointed.  "What are we waiting for?!"

Niall and I had our arms full with shaving cream, soap, my hair iron, barrettes, and some of my makeup.  This was going to be very fun!"

We headed into Rachel's room where Louis, Zayn, and Liam all were sleeping sideways on Rachel's bed.  Just a bit awkward.  Zayn and Louis looked perfectly comfy and Liam looked miserable.

"Niall what do you say we make things even?"  I asked.

"I think that is a swell idea my dear little Shelby."  Niall replied. 

Niall uncapped one of the shaving creams and  sprayed the white foam into his hand.  He put it all over Louis and Zayn's hair.  He made sure to put some in all of their hands as well.

"Feather."  said Niall.

I handed Niall the feather and he tickled all of the guys noses.  I couldn't even contain my laughter when they smeared the mango shaving cream all over them.

Next was to get Liam.  I pulled out my bright pink lipstick from my makeup bag.  I had used it once and that was for Halloween.  I went as Strawberry Shortcake.  I smeared the lip color on Liam's lips and decided blue eyeshadow would not look horrible with pink lips.  I had to cover my mouth with my free hand to keep from cracking up.

"Wait Shelby.  You know how hard Zayn tries to keep his hair nice and clean."  said Niall with an extremely sarcastic voice.  He took the hand soap and poured it all over Zayn and his hair.

I just laughed to myself and put about 27 clips into Louis hair.  "There that looks amazayn."  I said.  See what I did there?

Niall then decided to go all daddy direction.  And that was NOT his job.  "Are you sure we should do this?  We could get in loads of trouble!" 

I just gave him a whatever stare.

"Niall.  I have the perfect idea."  I said and I ran downstairs, and into the kitchen.  I opened the pantry and took out the small candy basket.

"What are you doing?" asked Niall.

"Niall my dear.  Have you ever had your toothbrush soaked in warhead juice?"  I asked spinning a bottle of warhead juice in my hand.

Niall just looked at me like I was insane.  "That is by far the best idea in the entire world!"  he exclaimed.  "And no, but what happens?"

"Watch and learn my young jedi."  I said running up the steps into the bathroom.  "Which toothbrushes are they?"  I asked looking at about 12 different toothbrushes sitting on the upstairs bathroom counter.

"The one with the power ranger is Zayn's, Liam's is the blue one, and how about you take a guess at which ones Louis's."  said Niall.

I looked at all the toothbrushes.  I could eliminate mine, and both my sisters and moms considering they were all extremely girlish colors.  When my eyes landed on the last toothbrush I laughed so hard.

"Let me guess, it's the one with the carrot!"  I said taking Louis's toothbrush in my hands.  Niall just laughed softly with me.

I had Niall hold the three toothbrushes over the sink while I poured the liquid over the toothbrushes.  Thank goodness the color faded from the juice and did not look obvious.

"I did this to Marla one time on accident and she didn't talk to me for a entire week.  This stuff is so strong you have to buy a new toothbrush after."  I said closing the lid on the powerful juice.

"All that's left is Harry.  Do you think you can do his hair.  I'm not the best with hot things."

"I've got it."  I said pulling Niall downstairs with me.  I have done a lot of upstairs downstairs tonight.  Whew!

When we got to Harry he still had his arms tight around Rachel, but I could still get him.  About 20 minutes later Harry had perfectly flat hair.  I looked at Niall and he seemed satisfied.

"Ready to go to bed my dear dear partner in crime?"

"Not quite."  he said.  What?  I just followed him into the kitchen.  He opened about five drawers before he found the silverware one.  He grabbed all the spoons and walked upstairs.

Yep it's official Liam will officially kill us.  I watched as Niall carefully placed spoons all around and on top of Liam.  I had a funny feeling daddy direction would not be a happy camper in the morning.

When Niall was done he came and picked me up and walked me down the hall to my room.  He flung me onto the bed and just stood looking at me.

"Turn around."  I said getting up and heading to the closet.

"What?"

"Turn around.  It's my room I get into my PJ's in here."  I exclaimed like it was obvious.  I mean come on it kinda is.

Niall turned around and I stripped off my clothes and put on some comfy PJ pants and a tank top.  I tried to scare him, but he turned around and looked at me just as I was about to pounce.

"I said no turning around."

"Well you were all done anyways."  he said pulling me into his arms.

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I had helped Niall get a sleeping bag ready on the floor.  I got into my bed and got all snuggled in.  "Now you stay down there."  I said to Niall pointing a finger at him.

"Will do."  he said back.

I got comfy and closed my eyes, but about 5 minutes later I was joined by Niall.  "I told you to stay down there."  I said to tired to look at him, and thats saying something.

"Well there were carrot monsters under your bed."  he said totally serious and we both laughed.  "You're bei9ng cute again."  was the last thing I heard before I drifted off to sleep.