~TheDevil~: Me and Dallon are skipping today, we had a late night last night.
//SassLord//: I'm guessing got fucked up on pot and cheap beer then fucked.
~TheDevil~: Pretty much.
//SassLord//: Y'all have fun with hangovers and let's hope you can walk Bren we don't need your mom finding out what you did.
~TheDevil~: I'm at Dallon's and his parent's are out of town.
//SassLord//: Guess you lucked out.
~TheDevil~: Mhm.
//SassLord// has changed the name of the chat Brendon Smashed Dallon.
XOFRNKXO: What have I missed?
//SassLord//: Not much baby, just me talking to Bren about what he did to Dallon.
XOFRNKXO: Did they fuck last night?
//SassLord//: Yep.
/DaddyDallon/: Could you guys stop talking about my love life?
//SassLord//: Just one more question for Bren then yes.
/DaddyDallon/: Fine.
//SassLord//: Who topped?
~TheDevil~: Dallon.
//SassLord//: Cool, we can discuss details later in the DMs.
~TheDevil~: Kk.
{}TYBBY{}: What's up with the name of the chat?
/\Spooki/\: It's pretty obvious babydoll.
/\Spooki/\: Bren and Dallon did the nasty last night.
{}TYBBY{}: Oh.
//SassLord//: Ty and Pat are so innocent it's adorable!
*Patty*: Morning guys!
//SassLord//: Morning Pat.
XOFRNKXO: Morning pattycakes :P.
{}TYBBY{}: Pat are you still coming over later?
*Patty*: Mhm.
!Unicorn!: Hush before you wake up pete.
//SassLord//: I was meaning to ask you Mikes did you get laid last night?
!Unicorn!: Yes Gerard unlike you.
//SassLord//: Hate to break it to ya Mikes but I got laid last night too.
!Unicorn!: I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW!
~TheDevil~: If you didn't get laid last night speak now.
*Patty*: I didn't.
Torosaurus: I didn't either.
~TheDevil~: So everyone but Ray and Pat got laid.
XOFRNKXO: We need to get them girlfriends/boyfriends.
*Patty*: I don't think I'm ready to date yet...
//SassLord//: It's okay if you're not Pat, we'll still hangout with you and protect you cause that's what friends are for.
*Patty*: Thanks guys! :)
~* I love writing this so much! And I love making Patrick and Tyler smol beans that need to be protected. *~
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Breadbin is the devil
FanfictionBrendon starts a group chat and adds his friends. It's group chat with members of the emo quartet
