Breadbin is the devil

Frank and Bren roast each other.

~TheDevil~: I'm so fucking pissed.

~TheDevil~: We go back in like 12 days...

XOFRNKXO: Ikr it sucks dick.

//SassLord//: I thought you liked dick Frank.

XOFRNKXO: Yes, but shut up.

~TheDevil~: Damn Frank, sounds like you aren't gonna get any ass this week.

XOFRNKXO: FUCK.

//SassLord//: Yup.

XOFRNKXO: I'm sorry gee baby.

//SassLord//: Liar you just wanna get laid.

~TheDevil~: Tru, fuckboiiii.

XOFRNKXO: Fuck you Brendon.

~TheDevil~: You wish honey. :)

XOFRNKXO: Ew.

//SassLord//: Bren, don't ever say anything like that to my boyfriend again.

~TheDevil~: What if I do?

//SassLord//: I'll kick your skinny ass.

~TheDevil~: Oooh I'm so scared!

//SassLord//: I will kick your ass right now if you want!

XOFRNKXO: Gee calm down are you really about to fight your best friend?

//SassLord//: Maybe.

XOFRNKXO: Damn did it really piss you off that much?

//SassLord//: Yes.

~TheDevil~: Okay sorry Gerard, please don't mess up my pretty face.

XOFRNKXO: Boi you look like a fuckin' muppet.

~TheDevil~: Wow,

~TheDevil~: Did I just get called a ' muppet ' by a 17 year old who looks like he's about 10?

XOFRNKXO: Boi I may look like I'm 10, but at least i don't have a forehead bigger than Texas.

~TheDevil~: At least I'm not the size of a fourth grader.

//SassLord//: I need some popcorn...

XOFRNKXO: At least I'm not a whore for guys that look like trees.

~TheDevil~: COME FIGHT ME BITCH.

XOFRNKXO: GLADLY HOE!

//SassLord//: I'mma come watch this, and I'm bringing the guys too.

//SassLord//: Also try not to wreck Frankie's face Bren, if you don't I'll give you a box of capri suns.

~TheDevil~: Fine Gerard, you better not be lying about the capri suns tho.

//SassLord//: Also Frank, if you don't wreck Bren's face I'll reconsider the no sex thing.

XOFRNKXO: K honey.

~* I added a music video reference yeet, and also the capri sun thing is an inside joke :) *~