A Million Crushes

6

6

Oh God.

I was currently pacing up and down, continuously asking myself Why in miso ramens name, did I leave my dating guide at home.

Yes, I owned a copy of Gemma Corrells A pug's guide to Dating.

It helped.

Believe me.

A lot.

I was thinking of a solution, when I heard a deep husky voice behind me.

''Nervous?'' I spun round and knocked foreheads with dark eyes.

''Idiot'' I muttered, while rubbing my forehead.

He chuckled.

''If I remember correctly, you bumped into me'' He said. ''Apology?''

''Sorry'' I whispered, my voice barley audible.

''SORRY! I CAN'T HEAR I'M A LITTLE DEAF!''

I huffed. This guy was a banana brain.

''Sorry!!'' I yelled.

A smile broke out on his face.

''Thank you Leah. After you.''

I rolled my eyes before entering Fat belly’s Café.

We chose a seat for 2 and a lady with barely any clothes on came to take our order. She leaned over the table exposing a little to much cleavage.

''What would you like, hun?'' She said in her high pitchy voice.

Danny shuffled away.

''I'll have the cheeseburger and fries '' He said. ''And while your at it, try to wear clothes, not rags.'' The girls eyes widened and she scowled.

Wow.... Danny was..
A meanie?

She turned to me.

''And I'm guessing you want the same.'' She didn’t wait for my reply. She just huffed and scuttled away.

I turned my head sharply to Danny.

''That was a little rude.'' I whispered.

He shrugged.

''She was annoying.''

''You should have left her alone.''

''Why do you care!''

what the fuck was with this BIPOLARNESS.

His voice raised and my eyes were already popping out of my head.

I stood up.

''Leah, wait I'm sorry.'' He pleaded.

I shoke my head.

''This was a mistake.''

''I knew it'' Came a voice. And from the men toilets, Fairfield emerged.

''Conor, what the pear!'' I hissed.

''Calm down, sunshine I knew this date was gonna go wrong anyway.''

Now that was offending.

''You can shut the hell up, Fairfield'' I snarled in reply.

''Oo, feisty are we?''

I shoke my head. ''You-you s-suck!'' I shouted then stormed out.