A Million Crushes

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3

I woke up sweating.

The nightmare I had about Winnie the pooh turning into a vampire terrified me.

It really did, how does that even happen?

I glanced at the clock and the time read 3:00am. I groaned. I had 4 more hours till I actually had to get up for real.

I decided to go for a walk.

Ten minutes later I was walking in the local park. It was so quite, so tranquil.

That was until I heard some male shouting.

''Fucking son of a bitch!''

''Your Mum's my mum.''

''Well fuck Mum.''

''I dare you to say that again''.

And from the dark alley way Conor and Pink pants emerged.

Hddhdhsbwkeh whatttt?

I continued to watch, till I realised we were watching each other.

''Leah?'' I turned behind me and looked around.

''Nope''.

Until I realised he was talking about me. I seriously wanted to crawl behind a bin and live the rest of my life as an old lady called Water Melondria.

I blushed as a smirk broke out on Conor's face.

Pink pants just stared.

''I should go'' I said and turned on my heels.

''Wait'' I hesitated. I turned around.

''What?''

''I'm sorry... about yesterday. It was pretty awkward.'' Conor said looking down, apologetically. Pink pants rolled his eyes.

''Your always apologising'' He snapped.

''Shut the fuck up this has nothing to do with you!!''

Pink pants laughed bitterly.

''Like father like son.''

''Say that one more time and I swear you'll see angels!''

''Hey!'' I decided to draw an end to this before I experienced WWE, in high definition.

I think I did. But I passed out.