Tagged by : @whats_there_to_love
Also I just typed in the @ then Luke/lashton/muke and if you came up, you came up. Also I chose some people I know and talk to occasionally/like and enjoy them as a person and then others at random, if you don't care to read this that's fine lol
You gotta do 13 facts about yourself 🤷🏻♀️
Rules: (apparently there's rules to this shit and I appreciate not doing the punishment)
1. You can't refuse, yikes sorry
2. If you break a rule you've gotta post a video of you singing on Wattpad, pft good luck getting me to do that
3. Do it in a week or less
4. Say 13 things about yourself
5. Tag 15 people, I apologise greatly in advance (as soon as I took the no tags thing in my bio out, I get one of these Christ)
6. Can't do it in the comments (I wish you just could rip especially when you have no rant book)
7. It's gotta have a creative title
:-) y'all like my fucking title?
These are very truthful facts, I'm being kinda really honest in one or two, I don't mind telling you because there's a few people who read this and I love and adore and they may or may not know.
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Numero 1, I really love Luke Hemmings and I will actually fight a bitch for him,
also gonna list some things about Luke that people annoy me about him. So there's a Twitter acc and they're like the overly obsessed person and every single tweet is about Luke and I'm like.... honey there's more to life that Luke. That sounds hypocritical but like I do stuff out of the 5sosfam bc I have other bands and shows that I love.
Also I wanna say that the want you back video and want you back song as a whole, why tf people complaining that it's just Luke, first of all, other bands like atl, the 1975 etc have one main singer who is usually the main in the music videos, so it's not that weird???? If 5sos are going for a new sound and whole thing then just Luke singing more is gonna be normal, get over it pls ty
FACT 2: I have a weird thing for older men who are famous, excuse me, like Jensen Ackles, Andrew Lincoln and others because jeez the things I wanna dO — Luke's the youngest guy I'm in to rn and he's still 3 years older than me
Fact 3: I use to have friends on here and now I can't stand them, I would say I'm a reasonably nice friend but I felt backstabbed by a lot and then ignored. I've made new friends tho!! Like Maddie and Char and others and they're my closest friends who I talk to about anything! and if you're reading this and you know I love you already then☺️💗💞💓💘💝💖
Fact 4: y'all know I made up ruke as a ship and some may or may not know he's a real person. I'll tell you how I know him. I went to college and my first day i see him and I'm like oh jeez he looks like Lu and I had to walk right past him, them I did something stupid that's too embarrassing and blew my chances with him and stuff, and then I was like he'd be real cute with Luke and boom. When I planned invisible I was like putting R and not Reece because I felt awkward and now I'm like "Reece fucked Luke in to tiny pieces till he cried" bc same. Ruke: Origin Stories
Fact 5: I have a porn tumblr, it's all gay and it's in my bio as 'Uranusluke' because butt puns. I love gay boys and boys so much. If I were to be a boy, I'd be the softest little bottom known to man
Fact 6: I love the avengers and everything to do with it. My least favourite films of them were Thor 1&2 but Ragnarok was amazing and I'm in love with Paul Rudd and Ant Man and Tom Holland. Also the guy who plays Vision/Jarvis plays the Unsbomer in the Netflix series which I recommend greatly—the dude killed 3 people and did 16 explosions and I still think his trial was not fair in the slightest, that shit makes you sympathise for a man
Fact 7: I'm 18 and I still sleep with a teddy :-) I cuddle it every night
Fact 8: I love my body. That's a fact. I am confident with how my body looks and I'd love to be a underwear model or even a frocking pornstar bc I love myself and so should every other person. I just want a bigger butt lmao. Also I am a 32 A in bra sizes and my friends pick on me for having small boobs but like I love my lil boobs and so does the boys I've been with 🤷🏻♀️☺️
Fact 9: I am a Gemini and when people stereotype a Gemini as two faces it pisses me off just a lil bc I'm actually a baby with no backbone and can't hurt someone's feelings :-)
Fact 10: I don't have a fucking clue what my sexuality is anymore. I've dated 2 girls, never kissed one. I have a type of girls I like, like leaning towards zendaya and then this Asian make up artist I adore. Then I see proper daddy's and I'm like what. I know I'm a little bit gay and honestly I could just be bi but at this point what's the point in a label lmao
Fact 11: I barely speak to my mother anymore, she was horrible to me as a child, my brain has blocked stuff out that she did, and I mean the mean stuff she did. But I love and adore my dad and my goal in life is to be rich enough to buy my dad a home and his dream car and everything he's ever wanted :-) I'm a daddy's girl fight me
Fact 12: this is triggering and you can skip this if you don't like the mention of rape
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I was raped, and it was a terrible thing and I despise the person who hurt me, because he made me think he liked me and then he used me. I'm still not over it but god damn I am one of the horniest people alive I swear
Fact 13: my favourite food is probably lasagne, but only from a certain place, with garlic bread and chips. I put the lasagne on the garlic bread and eat it like that, it's heaven, 10/10 recommend
My tags: sorry guys, I'm gonna say now you don't have to do this but whatever floats your boat. Also I just typed in the @ then Luke and lashton and if you came up, you came up. Also I chose some people I know and talk to occasionally/like and enjoy them as a person
SimpaticoLuke
sugarbabyluke
metalheadluke
bottomluke
butwhyluke
fflowersinherhairr
lovely-lashton
lashtonhemwinx
SuckMyLashton
lashtonsflicker
simplylashton
lukelyrics
teapotluke
fairygodmuke
llonelymuke
