So, I'm in the bathroom. I'm sitting there looking at Tumblr posts.
I'm reading this one:
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Then, all of a sudden, my dad's on the other side of the door (even tho I heard his footsteps) and he goes, "*my real name!"
I, for some reason, jump like 2 feet off the toilet *not really* and answer him.
He asks, "Is it alright if I have some of your chips?"
I say yes, and he goes to get some of my super delicious salt and vinegar chips to match his burger.
Now, you tell me why tf I was so jumpy then. XD
