Sorry I'm taking so long on the next chapter, I've hit the dreaded writers block. So thanks to a friend recommending this I present to you all. . .
FairyTail Shorts!
(Keep in mind a lot of these are dumb but pretty funny)
Lucy: So you all received something important from your dragons?
Natsu: Mine is my scarf
Jace: My necklace and name
Wendy: My healing magic
Sting & Rogue: Our bond
Gajeel: Fuck you guys
Loke: Face it Jace, our chemistry is undeniable
Jace: You know what else is undeniable?
Loke: What?
Jace: The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye
Natsu: I spy with my little eye something beginning with "S"
Gray: *looks over where Rogue and Jace are talking* Is it sexual tension?
Luna: Whoa! we made it?
Jace: I carried you while you took a nap
Rogue: I have to kill her
Yukino: Who?
Rogue: *Glaring at Jace from a distance* I don't know how to hit on her, so she has to die
Minerva: Fuck Jace Frey
Rogue: I'm Tryin
Jace: Natsu? I'm sorry I called you a jackass
Natsu: You didn't
Jace: Actually I did. Twice
Jace: I will not even hesitate to strangle you. Monday
Rogue: Can you even reach my neck?
Mavis: You'll do great! I have total faith in you guys!
*Natsu, Jace, Gajeel, And Wendy leave*
Mavis: There's like a 30% chance they'll all die
Sting: Can I ask a dumb question?
Rogue: Better than anyone I know
Sting: Okay, well I'm sure you've noticed that I've been going though a lot lately. And I know you've often wondered: "Who is Sting, really?"
Yukino: Nope never
Rogue: Sting, until February, I thought your name was Jasper
Lucy: You know what your problem is? You're really cute, but nobody ever told you to shut your pie-hole
Jace: You think I'm cute?
Lucy: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE
Sting: You should name your next move "Eternal Chastity"
Jace: Sure, why not? I've got the perfect teacher for it right in front of me
Sting: Why you little—!
Weisslogia & Skiadrum react to the Yukino grope
Skiadrum: NO ROGUE THATS NOT THE RIGHT MATE FOR YOU
Weisslogia: YOUR SON NEEDS TO KEEP HIS HANDS OFF STING'S MATE
Skiadrum: ROGUE IS CLEARLY IN LOVE WITH AURORA'S DAUGHTER, NOT THAT GIRL
Weisslogia: WHAT IF STING GROPED AURORA'S DAUGHTER?! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?!
Skiadrum: NO YOU IDIOT BACK OFF MY FUTURE DAUGHTER IN LAW
Weisslogia: YOU BACK OFF MINE FIRST
*And thus fighting between the two ensues*
Aurora: IF EITHER OF YOUR SONS TOUCH JACE I WILL CRUSH THEM WITH METORS
Sting: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second
Jace: You can't lose something you never had
Someone: *Insults Wendy*
The rest of FairyTail: YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
Jace: MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO LOSER
Gajeel: But she did raise a drama queen
Jace: JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN COOKIE
Jace: I'm having a problem with this person
Luna: Kill them
Jace: No.
Luna: Then I will kill them FOR you
Jace: NO
Happy: (About Carla) She was my soulmate!
Natsu: You said that about a ball of yarn once!
AN: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to to go to church and stay there for a year?
Larissa: Send it to me
Tyler K: What kind of maniac wakes up an hour early to write erotic fanfiction?
AN: Me
Natsu: That's one of my biggest fears
Jace: What is?
Natsu: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut-
Jace: You would eat yourself
Natsu: I wouldn't even question it
Natsu: Today I'm going to teach you how to face your fears! Now the first step in facing your fears is-
Toaster: *Pops*
Natsu: *Screaming*
Erza: Jace, are you well?
Jace: Yeah, I'm fine, you're not my mom!
AN: *Walks by a reflective window*
AN: *Stops in her tracks, goes back to the window*
AN: *Does finger guns at her reflection*
AN: *Resumes walking*
Sting: If you were my wife, I'd put poison in your coffee!
Jace: If you were my husband, I'd drink it!
Jace: Walking into the club like what up I got a big-
Mira: . . .
Erza: . . .
Jace: . . .
Jace: Duck
Mira: *Smirks*
Erza: That's not how I raised you
Jace: . . .
Erza: . . .
Jace: Walking into the club like what up I'm not old enough
Erza: That's it
Sting: What are you? Twelve?
Jace: Yeah. On a scale from 1 to 10
Sting: . . .
Sting: That one was actually good, I have to give her that one
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And that's all for now folks! A lot of these came from tumblr and were either BTS themed or FairyTail themed. As such of course I listened to BTS while writing this.
Have a great day and let me know if you want to see more of these! ~AN
P.S the next actual chapter is almost done
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