At this point i'll just cut to the chase since the computer i'm typing this on is dying.
Welcome to Fairy Tail Shorts! A series that is both a joke and a way for me not to die of guilt as I work on the next chapter of "How The Fairy Met The Tiger."
I keep forgetting to mention this but, feel free to ask questions, whether they be about the story or about myself. I will try my best to reply to the best of my ability.
Anyway~ Let's Start!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Teen Erza: (To kid Natsu, Gray, and Jace) Did you do it?
Kid Jace: Something goes wrong and you blame us. After all these years, where's the trust?
[pause]
Kid Gray: Yes, We did
Jace: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Natsu: Isn't That the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?
Rebecca: How do you want your coffee?
AN: Make it as dark and bitter as my soul, Thanks
Rebecca: Hmm sure *Turns to waiter*
Rebecca: One vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped creamAN: Bitch
Larissa: You remind me of the ocean
AN: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Larissa: No, because you're salty and you scare people
Natsu: What you're doing is illegal
Jace: I'm not taking advice from you. The person who pronounces the G in lasagna
Interviewer: What are your three best qualities?
AN: I'm a little gay, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends
(This is so true it hurts)
Erza: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Jace: (Mouth full of food) No...
Erza: Then what's that powder on your shorts?Jace: That's cocaine
(Me in my friend group)
AN: Update, I may or may not be in a cult
AN: Update 2, I may or may not be the leader of said cult
AN: I have high standards
Rogue, BTS: Hi
AN: And they meet all of my standards
Jace: I know we don't really see eye to eye
Sting: It's because you're too short
(Jace is 5'6, Sting is close to 5'10)
Natsu: You know those moments we were talking about that we're going to remember forever?
Jace: Yeah?
Natsu, blowing up the entire room: This is one of them
AN: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are
Larissa: That's what you do
AN: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you
Jace: Am I allowed to swear?
Erza: Yeah, go ahead Jace: FErza: Go onJace: I'm nervous
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~That's all for now folks!
I'm working on the next chapter as quickly as I can, but I do have summer school that I have to do. So if it takes so long that's probably why heheHope you have a great day! ~AN
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How The Fairy Met The Tiger (Rogue Cheney x OC)
Fiksi PenggemarJace Frey is a dragon slayer of Fairy Tail, having joined the guild as a little girl after her dragon Aurora disappeared. She faces the same challenges as everyone else in the guild, However her life may be forever changed during the grand magic gam...