Fairy Tail Shorts pt 4

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At this point i'll just cut to the chase since the computer i'm typing this on is dying.

Welcome to Fairy Tail Shorts!  A series that is both a joke and a way for me not to die of guilt as I work on the next chapter of "How The Fairy Met The Tiger."

I keep forgetting to mention this but, feel free to ask questions, whether they be about the story or about myself. I will try my best to reply to the best of my ability.

Anyway~ Let's Start!
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Teen Erza: (To kid Natsu, Gray, and Jace) Did you do it?
Kid Jace: Something goes wrong and you blame us. After all these years, where's the trust?
[pause]
Kid Gray: Yes, We did


Jace: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Natsu: Isn't That the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?


Rebecca: How do you want your coffee?

AN: Make it as dark and bitter as my soul, Thanks

Rebecca: Hmm sure *Turns to waiter*

Rebecca: One vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped creamAN: Bitch


Larissa: You remind me of the ocean

AN: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Larissa: No, because you're salty and you scare people


Natsu: What you're doing is illegal

Jace: I'm not taking advice from you. The person who pronounces the G in lasagna



Interviewer: What are your three best qualities?

AN: I'm a little gay, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends 

(This is so true it hurts)



Erza: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Jace: (Mouth full of food) No...

Erza: Then what's that powder on your shorts?Jace: That's cocaine


(Me in my friend group)

AN: Update, I may or may not be in a cult

AN: Update 2, I may or may not be the leader of said cult



AN: I have high standards

Rogue, BTS: Hi

AN: And they meet all of my standards



Jace: I know we don't really see eye to eye

Sting: It's because you're too short

(Jace is 5'6, Sting is close to 5'10)



Natsu: You know those moments we were talking about that we're going to remember forever?

Jace: Yeah?

Natsu, blowing up the entire room: This is one of them



AN: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are

Larissa: That's what you do

AN: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you



Jace: Am I allowed to swear?

Erza: Yeah, go ahead Jace: FErza: Go onJace: I'm nervous
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That's all for now folks!
I'm working on the next chapter as quickly as I can, but I do have summer school that I have to do. So if it takes so long that's probably why hehe

Hope you have a great day! ~AN

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