While You Wait Pt 3

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Hey guys! I'm sorry I'm still not done with day one pt 2 just yet, but it's almost there and my only excuse for not getting it done sooner is because I had finals this week and had to study quite a bit prior to it. Trust me I would've worked on this story instead in a heartbeat but I didn't want to just throw something together in a day and post that rather than actually taking the time to write a long ACTUAL chapter. Keep in mind battle scenes take quite a bit to write as I have to watch the battle and pause in order to write it as accurately as possible.

Anyway since I did this last "While You Wait" here's more Fairy Tail Shorts!

Erza: You're a lying, cheating piece of garbage! You're not the man I married!
Mira: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! And I'm taking Jace!
Jace, pushing the monopoly board away from them: Maybe we should stop playing now...

Natsu: Would you like a quickie?
Jace, choking: A w-what?!
Natsu: Y'know those delicious egg tart things
Jace: . . .
Jace: ITS PRONOUNCED QUICHE

Erza sees Natsu and Gray fighting
Erza: HEY HEY HEY BREAK IT UP YOU TWO
Erza: Now day you're sorry
Natsu: I FUCKING LOVE YOU ASSHOLE
Gray: SAME HERE YOU WHINEY BITCH
Erza: WTF

Jace: So How have you been?
Gray: Fine, except for this headache, it comes and goes
Natsu: *Enters the room*
Gray: Oh look it's back

Rogue: I'll steal everything
Jace, in her head: You won't steal my heart
Rogue: You look stunning by the way
Jace, under her breath: Fuck

Minerva: You attract what you fear
Rogue: Oh my god I'm so scared of Frosch

Rogue: I'm the worst
Jace: Hey, c'mon now! You're not the worst!
Rogue: Yes I am
Jace: No, you're not! You're the best!
Rogue: At being the worst
Jace: *Hums angrily*

Lucy: 'Knowledge' is knowing that a tomato is a fruit 'wisdom' is not putting it in a fruit salad
Natsu: 'Philosophy' is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie is a smoothie
Jace: 'Common sense' is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, you nasties

Natsu: *Shoving people out of the way* Out of the way, extras!
Jace: Stop calling people extras just because you don't know them!

AN: I'm gonna play a song for you guys
AN: It's called "My writing process"
AN: *Takes a deep breath, plays a chord on the piano*
AN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
*Rogue and Jace walk in*
Rogue: Is she okay?
Jace: Yeah she's fine, she's just working on the next chapter

Erza: *Staring at Jace*
Jace: Can I help you?
Erza: Oh sorry, was I being proud of you too loud?

Sting: Anybody under 5'7 can't talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Head butt someone in the nipples?
Jace: Say goodbye to your kneecaps asshole

Jace: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Natsu: Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

Natsu: *Kicks open Jace's apartment door open looking panicked*
Jace: What did you do?!
Natsu: NOBODY DIED
Jace: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT

Okay so that's all for now! I'll have Day 1 pt 2 up soon don't worry!

These past few weeks have been crazy and next week is my last day of my sophomore year!

I got to watch the billboard music awards a couple weeks ago and got to see BTS perform and they were amazing! Anyway have an amazing week! ~AN

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