Accio Imagine ~ George Weasley

Rivalry

Warning: this Imagine has a scene with attempted rape

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You couldn't believe your eyes. Directly opposite the building you rented you saw another joke shop. At the time you'd been here to have a look at the premises it hadn't been there. That must be a joke. Then you shrugged and decided you wouldn't care.

After all, the business you and your family had set up in America was very successful, which was the reason you expanded to England. There was no way that such a little shop could be a rival to you.

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You were proven wrong. After you had taken care of the inside you decorated the outside of your shop. Just as you were installing the last letters of your shop's name (Mckinneys' magical mischief) you heard a voice from behind you.

"Oi, you there! What the fuck are you doing there?"

"Using a spell that glues the letter to the place I want them to be" you replied calmly and turned around to see two identical redheads behind you.

"No! We mean what is this?" one of them said, pointing at your shop.

"Can't you read?"

"What?"

"No listen, you can't open a joke shop opposite ours!"

"I could say the same to you. When I was here last year to have a look at the rooms, your shop was nowhere!"

"Because we were still in school"

"Oh that means you're just two boys who have no idea how the business world works?"

"What did you just say?"

"I think you heard me well enough. Would you be so kind do hand over the 'e'? Do you know which letter this is?"

"Definitely not!"

"Then you'd better go back to your playpen over there and learn how to read before you go mess around with experienced business people" They sucked in a sharp breath.

"We'll see who of us is more successful. We or you"

"Alright. Just that you know, this shop is a second store, the first one in America was a great success. If you want you can still back off in case you don't feel professional enough"

"Never" they said in unison. "Brace yourself for your defeat"

"Oh we will see" you said smiling when they turned around and walked back to their shop.

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On the day your shop opened, something like a prank war started. You and the Weasley brothers would for example close each other's doors, drench each other's clients in water, slime, cover them with glitter, honey or whatever you could think of or you'd put the sings from 'open' to 'closed'.

After a few weeks, you could see people outside of the shop, pointing at something over the entrance and laughing. Confused you stepped outside and you almost got shocked when you saw what those bloody gingers had done. The sign of your shop, usually reading 'Mckinneys' magical mischief' now read I'M GAY CAN I LICK FEMMES IN HIS C. Although you were angry in the first moments you could only laugh about it a bit later. Quickly you brought the letter into the right order again and went back. Thinking of a just punishment for that. You came up with the best idea when you were in your bed. So you got up again, grabbed your wand and went outside to reorder the letters of their shop sign as well so that it now read WE ARE WHEEZY LEWD ASSES I'Z.

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As you found out, your competitors had changed your sign again two days later in the evening. You were sure it wasn't like this during the day and you also would have been glad if you didn't have to find out. Because the way you did wasn't pleasant at all. Just as you were serving the last customers, a man entered and he didn't leave until you wanted to close the shop. That was the time you noticed that we was here. And you soon wished he hadn't come at all. When you pointed out that you wanted to close the shop, he just grinned and had you pushed against a shelf in no time.