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player two...

player two: do not come pick me up

player two: i am not going over to help name his plants

player two: he's a nice kid and all but that's weird and i'm not doing it

player one: how is he weird?

player one: you collected plush dogs and named them after superheroes and pretended they were your friends

player two: YEAH WHEN I WAS A KID

player one: jeremy

player one: you were fourteen...

player two: yeah well i was still an immature child then

player one: what are you talking about

player one: you still are

player two: HEY

player two: why do i have to be friends with him anyway?

player two: you're the one who invited him to sit with you.

player two: how come i'm being dragged into this?

player one: because he doesn't have anybody jeremy.

player one: you know how invisible you feel sometimes?

player two: yeah...

player one: yeah well imagine feeling like that but not having me.

player two: oh

player two: well he's got to have one friend

player one: he did

player one: remember that one kid jared kleinman from like the seventh grade?

player one: we had a few classes with him and he was always kind of obnoxious but he was really funny

player two: yeah

player one: well they were friends but jared moved and evan doesn't have anyone now

player two: okay fine

player two: i'll go over and name his stupid plants.