Prince of Equestria (An MLPEG/TMNT Love Story)

Rarity vs. April

Garrett, Donnie, and Mikey all had walked in on Rarity and April having an angry screaming match, the two women glaring at each other. "I've known the turtles longer than you have Rarity!" April yelled angrily, her aura showing red hot jealousy. "Well you don't have to be so mean, April! What did I ever do to you?!?!?!" Rarity yelled back. "You're trying to steal Donnie away from me!" accused April. "Last I recall, you friend-zoned him!" scolded Rarity. "He was nothing but kind to you, and you rejected his feelings! And now you want to be with him, after what you did?!?!?! Donatello already feels torn apart!" Donnie, meanwhile groaned. "How dare you mention what I did! You have no right to invade what was said in private!" growled April. "Donnie told me because he trusted me, unlike you!" scolded Rarity. As the two women continued to argue, Garrett asked, "Is it always like this when they're in a room together?" Mikey nodded and said, "It's about as bad as Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj having a diva fight."

"Who and who?" asked a confused Garrett. Leo and Raph walked in, wondering what was going on. The two women continued to argue, their yelling getting louder and more angrier, their insults more colorful. "I could kill you in more ways than you can imagine, you tart!" threatened April, "So back off, I'm a Kunoichi!" Mikey and Donnie gulped, scared. "I'm not afraid of you!" Rarity retorted, "Bring it on you broad!" 

"Should one of us intervene? I have a bad feeling this will get out of hand..." said a concerned Garrett. "Well then go get her, Prince of Equestria," teased Raph as he pushed Garrett to the front of this petulant clash. "Oh you are so dead!" April growled at Rarity, ready to attack. Her aura was now a death aura, even Garrett could sense that. "Now ladies, let's not get hostile and do anything regrettable..." Garrett said, trying to reason with the two. No dice. Rarity kicked her back, though in self defense since April was trying to kill her. "Ladies... Ladies!" Garrett said, trying to sound calm. It was easier calming his sister and Twilight down when they were in bad moods than trying to reason with these two! Garrett got mad and said, "Now stop this right now! HEY!!!!!" Garrett never was one to lose his temper and yell, but now he'd reached his limit. Rarity heard Garrett, and came to her senses. With her distracted, April used this opportunity to punch her. Rarity saw the punch, and ducked, and April unintentionally punched Garrett right in the face. The punch was so hard, Garrett fell to the floor, seeing stars. Rarity and the Turtles gasped and said, "GARRETT!" They ran to him to see if he was alright. Donnie gave April the evil eye. Once April came to her senses, she looked at her fist, and realized what she'd just done. She looked at her friends. Their looks at her expressed fear, anger, denial, and shame. She then gave a look that said, "What have I done???" Ashamed to look at the damage she'd done, April ran off. She let her anger get the better of her, and not only did she almost kill her former friend, but a kind man who'd done nothing to her was caught in her anger. She knew she was acting no better than Shredder when he "accidentally" killed Tang Shen.

"Garrett, say something! Anything!" screamed a frightened Rarity. Garrett then said in a dopey voice, "Which way did he go George? Which way did he go?" Mikey then laughed. "Want me to slap him? Might help," offered Raphael. "Raph!" everyone scolded. Garrett came to his senses and said, "What in Celestia's name? What the heck happened?" He rubbed his head, which hurt a wallop. "April tried to punch me, and punched you instead," stated Rarity. "That explains a lot," said a groggy Garrett, "remind me to not get on April's bad side ever again."

"Did you see her eyes?" asked Mikey, "I saw April's face after she punched Garrett. It was like she felt... remorse..." The Turtles then tended to Garrett, and there wasn't any serious damage he'd permanently suffer. Later that day, Garrett was writing in his journal.

Dear Princess Twilight,

I never thought things could escalate from bad to worse so quickly. But lo and behold, it was one of those days. I walked in on Rarity and April fighting. And it was not pretty. I've put two and two together, and it seems Donnie used to be in love with April. But I guess April didn't feel the same way about him, and just wanted to be friends with him. When Donnie met Rarity, he was torn between the two. And now it's become a bitter rivalry. So bitter, I got caught in the crossfire, getting punched in the face. I won't say who punched me, I'm not one to rat someone out. Besides, if Sunset found out, she'd be out for the perpetrator's blood, or worse, go back into her demon form and have said perpetrator's head, which would be bad either way. I just hope things won't get horrible. I still miss you, my beloved princess.

Love Always, Garrett Shimmer

Once Garrett was finished writing, he sighed, putting an ice bag on his hurting head.