Lukas ("Shrek") [Jesskas Version]

That's What Friends Are For

*Lukas Went Outside And Sees That Spike Has Returned With a Wood Thing*
Lukas:Spikey-Wikey?
*Spike Puts The Woods Down And Started To Make Something*
Lukas:What Are You Doing Here?
Spike:I Will Be Working Hard On a Wall When You See One
Lukas:Well Yeah But The Wall Is Supposed To Go Around My Swamp Not Though it
Spike:Yeah It Is The Half That's Your Half And This is My Half
Lukas:Oh Your Half Hmm
Spike:Yes It's My Half I Help Rescued The Prince I Did The Half The Job I Get The Half Of The Booty Now Hand Me That Rock The One That Look Like Your Big Head
Lukas:*Gets The Stick And Puts It On Spike's Head* Back Off!
Spike:No You Back-Off!
Lukas:This is My Swamp!
Spike:OUR Swamp
Lukas:Let Go Spikey-Wikey!
Spike:You Let Go!
Lukas:You Jackass!
Spike:Gay Leader Of The Ocelots!
Lukas:Fine! *Let's Go Of The Stick*
Spike:Hey Where Are You Going I'm Not Through With You Yet
Lukas:WELL I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!
Spike:You Know Your Always Doing Me Me Me *Skips When He Said Me 3 Times* Well Guess What Now It's My Turn So You SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION YOU ARE MEAN TO ME YOU INSULT ME AND TRY TO GET PUSH ME AWAY OR PUSHING ME AWAY!
Lukas:Oh Yeah Well If I Treated You So Bad How Come You Came Back?!
Spike:BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO THEY FORGIVE EACH OTHER!
Lukas:Oh Yeah Right,You're Right Spikey-Wikey I Forgive You.....FOR STAPING ME IN THE BACK! *Gets Inside The Outhouse*
Spike:Ugh!,You Are Full Of Layers Onion Boy You Are Afraid Of Your Own Feelings!
Lukas(From Inside Of The Outhouse):Go Away
Spike:See Here You Are Again Just Like What You Did To Sonic And All He Did Was Like You Maybe Even Love You
Lukas(From Inside Of The Outhouse):Love Me He Said I Was Gay And Ugly Human Doing Ogre Stuff A Horrible Beast I Heard The Two Of You Talked Last Night
Spike:He Wasn't Talking About You He Was Talking About Uh....Somebody Else
*Lukas Comes Out Of His Outhouse*
Lukas:He Wasn't Talking About Me....THEN WHO WAS HE TALKING ABOUT?!
Spike:Oh No I Am Not Saying Anything You Don't Want To Listen To Me Right Right?!
Lukas:Spikey-Wikey?
Spike:No!
Lukas:Okay Look I'm SORRY
*Spike Didn't Move His Head*
Lukas:look i'm sorry I Guess I Am a Big Stupid Ugly Human Doing Ogre Stuff Can You Forgive Me?
*Spike Smiled At Lukas*
Spike:Hey That's What Friends Are For Right?
Lukas:Right,Friends?
Spike:Friends
Lluna:*Grunts* (Friends)
Lukas & Spike:Ah!
Lukas:Where'd Did You Get Here?
Lluna:*Grunts* (When You Said "For Staping Me in The Back")
Lukas:So Uh.....What Did Sonic Said About Me?
Spike:Oh Why Are You Asking Me For Why Don't You Ask Him
Lukas:*Gasp* THE WEDDING WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN TIME!😱
Spike:HahaHa There is a Will And a Way And I Have a Way *Whisles*
*Lukas And Lluna Looks Up And Sees Rarity With The Candle Fire Thing Collar Still On Her Neck*
Lukas:Spike!😨
Spike:I Guess She Likes a Baby Dragon
Lukas:Ahahaha Oh Come Here You *Gets Spike And Rups His Green Things On His Head*
Spike:Alright Alright No One Likes a Kissass Now Come On And Hold On Tight Because I Haven't Had a Chance To Install Us Some Seatbelts Yet,Come On Lluna You Want To Make It To Your Owner's Wedding
Lukas:Hahaha
*And Then Rarity,Lukas,Lluna And Spike Flys Off To Duloc To Stop Prince Sonic From Marrying Lordness Stella*
Spike:Ahahaha
Lluna:*Grunts* (Weee!)
*And Then They Are Off To Duloc*

Part 21 Ended. This Part Makes You Wonder And Confused About Why Lluna Came Back To Lukas And Spike And Not At The Wedding With Lordness Stella And Prince Sonic The Boom Hedgehog