Lukas ("Shrek") [Jesskas Version]

Crossing The Bridge

*Lukas And Spike And Lluna Made it To The Unicorn Pony's Keep*
Spike:Pee Eww Lukas Did You Do That Man You Gotta Warn Someone Before You Start Doing Ogre Stuff In Front Of People!
Lluna:*Grunts* (I Think I Smell Poop?)
Lukas:Believe Me Spike And Lluna If It Was Me,You'd Be Dead *Smells it* It's Brimstone We Must Be Getting Close
Spike:Yeah Right,Brimstone Hey I Know What I Smell
*Lukas And Spike And Lluna Lifts Each Other's Up And Sees The Unicorn Pony's Keep And There's The Bridge To The Castle*
Lukas:Sure It's Big Enough But Look At The Location *Laughs At His Joke*
Spike:Uh....Lukas Uh,Remember When You Said That Humans Doing Ogre Stuff Have Layers?
Lukas:Oi?
Spike:Well I Have a Little Confession Uh,*Gasp* Dragons Don't Have Layers We Are Lost in Our Sleeves
Lukas:Wait a Second,Dragons Don't Have Sleeves
Spike:YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Lluna:*Grunts* (WHAT'S TAKING YOU BOYS SO LONG!,I'M AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BRIDGE ALREADY!)
Lukas:Oh You Can't Tell Me That You're Afraid Of Heights
Spike:No No I Just Don't Want To Be Where Our Fate is Going To Be!
Lukas:Lluna's At The Other Side of This Bridge Already She Didn't Fell To Her Death
Spike:That's Because She's Brave!
Lukas:Spike I'm Right Here Besides You We'll Just Get Though This Bridge One Little Baby Steps And We'll Be Out Of This Bridge
Spike:Really?
Lukas:Really,Really
Spike:Okay That's Makes Me Feel So Much Better
Lukas:Just Keep Moving And Don't Look Down!
Spike:Okay Don't Look Down Don't Look Down Don't Look Down *Steps And Breaks The Part Of The Bridge* Ah!,Lukas I'm Looking Down AH! I CAN'T DO THIS GET ME OFF THIS BRIDGE!
Lukas:But You're Already Halfway
Spike:Yeah But That Half Isn't Safe!
Lukas:Okay,Fine Look I Don't Have Time For This Listen You Go Back And--
Spike:Wait Lukas--
Lukas:Spike!
Spike:AH DON'T DO THAT!
Lukas:Oh I'm Sorry Do What Oh THIS?
Spike:YES THAT!
Lukas:Yes,Yes Do it?,Okay
Spike:AH NO LUKAS!
Lukas:Hey I'm Doing it I'm Doing it
Spike:I'm Gonna Die Now Lukas I'm Gonna Die *Open His Eyes* Ohh!
Lluna:*Grunts* (That'll Do Dragon)
Spike:Where Were You?
Lluna:*Grunts* (Inside The Keep)
Lukas:That'll Do Spike That'll Do *Leaves Spike*
*Spike Looks At The Bridge Then Back At Lukas And Lluna*
Spike:Cool *Catches Up With Lukas And Lluna* So Where is This Pain in The Ass Anyway?
Lukas:Inside Waiting For Us To Rescue Him
Spike:I Was Talking About The Unicorn Pony Lukas

Part 8 Ended.