Lukas ("Shrek") [Jesskas Version]

Welcome To Duloc

*Lukas And Spike Continues To Walk Until They Reach Duloc*
Spike:See That Right There That's Duloc I Told You I Find it!
Lukas:So This is Duloc Huh?,And That Must Be Lordness Stella's Castle
Spike:Yep That's The Place
Lukas:You Think She'll Be a LlaAma,What?
Spike:I Don't Get it,Dude?
Lukas:Forget Oh Wait There She is *Sees Lluna The Llama With The Man With The Farquaad Mask*
Lukas:Hey You!
Man:Ah!,Lluna Save Yourself! *Runs Away From Lukas*
Lluna:*Grunts* (Hi Lukas Hi Dragon)
Lukas:Hi Lluna,Hey I'm Not Going To Eat You!
*Lukas Gets Pass The Blue Line With Spike And Lluna Behind Him*
Man:Ah! *Runs Into The Wall*
Spike:Hahaha He Was Being Stupid Am i Right Lluna?
Lluna:*Grunts* (Yep I Hated Him Anyways)
*Lukas Gets Pass The Thing And Went Thru With Lluna Behind Him*
Spike:Uh,Lukas And Lluna a Little Help Here
*Lukas And Lluna Sees That Spike is Stuck*
Spike:Ah! *Got Unstuck* HeHe
Lluna:*Grunts* (Funny Dragon Who Shouldn't Be Here)
Lukas:I Know Right,Lluna
Lluna:*Grunts* (Well Welcome To Duloc Everybody And Dragon)
Spike:The Name's Spike,Llama!
Lluna:*Grunts Then Spits At Spike* (Whatever Dragon!)
Lukas:It's Quiet
*No Sound*
Lukas:Too Quiet
*No Sound Still*
Lluna:*Grunts* (That's Werid They're Always Awake In The Afternoon,Where is Everybody And Everypony?)
Lukas:I Agree Lluna Where is Everybody And Everypony?
Spike:Hey Look At This!
*Spike Pulls The Lever Down And Went Back To Lukas And Lluna*
*The Wooden Box Started To Time*
*The Wooden Box Open By Itself*
Humans:WELCOME TO DULOC IT'S A PERFECT PLACE HERE WE HAVE SOME RULES AND WE PLAYED A LITTLE GAME AND YOU WILL NEED TO WIPE YOUR FACE DULOC IS DULOC IS DULOC IS A PERFECT PLACE!
*The Wooden Box Closes By Itself And Took a Picture Of Lukas And Spike And Lluna*
*The Picture Of Lukas And Spike And Lluna Came Out Of The Wooden Box*
Lukas & Spike & Lluna:0_0
Spike:Wow....Let's Do That Again!
Lukas:No,No *Grabs Spike's Tail* no
*Suddenly The Trio Heard The Horn Being Blowed*
Spike:*Humming*
Lluna:*Grunts* (Are You Humming I'm Pretty Sure That It's Going To Annoyed Someone)
Lukas:Yeah Lluna's Right Your Already Getting Ready For The Smack Bottom
Spike:Sorry About That
Lordness Stella:And That Champion Will Be No No The Champion Will Be To Rescue The Handsome Prince Sonic The Boom Hedgehog From The Keep Of The Unicorn Pony If For Any Reason If The Winner Doesn't Make it Out Alive Then The Runner-up And So On And So Fourth Some Of You May I But it's a Dangerous Quest I Am Willing To Make
*Lukas And Spike And Lluna Saw The Guard Holding a Sigh Says "Applause"*
Lordness Stella:Let The Tournament Begin!
*Lukas Walks Thru The Knights And They Were a Little Scared When They Saw Lukas*
Lordness Stella:What is That?!,Ugh It's Very Ugly Beast!,Lluna My Darling Are You Okay Sweetie?
Lluna:*Grunts* (Help Me Get Away From Her)
Lukas:Hey That's Not Very Nice
Spike:i know right
*Lukas Sees Spike*
Lukas:It's Just a Baby Dragon
Spike:Huh?
Lluna:*Grunts* (Hahaha You Got Trolled Dragon)
Lordness Stella:Indeed Knights New Plan The One That Kills The Human Doing Ogre Stuff
Lukas:*Gasp*
Lordness Stella:Will Be Named Champion Now Get Him!,And Protect Lluna When You Guys Have a Chance
Lukas:Hey Now Come On *Gets Hit By The Table And Grabs The Beer* Can't We Just Settled This Over a Tank?
Duloc Boy 1:Kill The Breast Smash Him!
Lluna:*Grunts* (Did He Just Said The "B" Word If So Boob-mentioned Line)
Spike:Now You Said The "B" Word And This is Supposed To Be a Kids Movie!
Lukas:Noo Alright *Drinks His Cup Of Beer* Ah Come On!
*Lukas Breaks The Part Of The Wooden Box And it Leaks Of All Of The Beers*
*Lukas Went Thru And it Made a Big Hole,Lukas Skates As if it Was a Hockey Game*
I'm Going To Get My Repercussions
Knights:No No! *Gets Smash By Spike And Lluna Who Are Riding The Wooden Box Full Of Beers*
*Lordness Stella is Very Upset That Her Knights Are Losing To The Human Doing Ogre Stuff And The Talking Dragon And Her Pet Llama*
*Lukas Went To The Area And Fight Them As If He Was a Boxer*
Spike:Hey Asia Tag Me Tag Me!
*Lukas Brought The Knight Over To Spike And He Headbutt Him*
Lluna:*Grunts* (Asia?)
Spike:What asiathejesskasfan Wanted To Be Shrek So I Thought I Mention Her
Lluna:*Grunts* (Okay)
*Lukas Continues To Fights Them As If He Was a Boxer*
Duloc Girl 1:The Chair Get Him The Chair!
*Lukas Hits The Knight With a Chair*
Duloc Girl 2:Alright!
*Lukas Continues To Fights Them As If He Was a Boxer*
Let's Get Them Let's Get Them Let's Get Them
*Lluna Kicks The Knight's Head*
Lukas:Oh Yeah,Yeah Thank You I'm Here Till Thursday Sorry I Beat You Haha
*Suddenly Lordness Stella Ordered Guards To Put Spears At Lukas*
Duloc Crowd:*Gasp And Worring*
Unnamed Guard:Should I Give The Order Ma'am?
Lordness Stella:No I Got a Better Idea....People Of Duloc I Give You Our Champion!
Lukas:What
Lordness Stella:Congratulations Human Doing Ogre Stuff You Have Won a Quest For Me
Lukas:Quest?,I'm Already On a Quest a Quest To Get My Swamp Back!
Lordness Stella:You're Swamp?
Lukas:YES,MY SWAMP WHERE YOU DUMP THOSE FAIRYTALE CREATURES!
Lordness Stella:*Mumbles Something* Alright Human Doing Ogre Stuff I'll Make a Deal Go On This Quest For Me And I'll Give You Your Swamp Back
Lukas:Exactly The Way It Was?
Lordness Stella:As The Slimey Toaststool
Lukas:And The Squaters?
Lordness Stella:As Good As Gone
*Silence But One Of The Guards Cough*
Lukas:What Kind Of Quest?

Part 6 Ended.