Lukas ("Shrek") [Jesskas Version]

The Odd Couple

*Lukas Left Before Spike Could Talk*
Spike:Uh,Can I Speak To You?, Look What You Did Was Incredible!
Lukas:Are You Talking To-- *Sees That Spike's Gone Or So He Thought*
Lukas:.....Me?
Spike:Yes I Was Talking To You
*Lukas Keeps On Walking*
Spike:Yeah And....Wait What's That Smell?
Lukas:Roar!
Spike:Oh Problem Solved It's You're Disgusting Breath You Definitely Need To Take Some Mints Cause Your Breath Sticks!
Lukas:Uh....
Spike:Man I Feel Free Wait I Am Free
Lukas:Yeah That's Great Now Why Don't You Celebrate Your Freedom With Your Own Friends Hmm *Walks Off*
Spike:But I Don't Have Any Friends And I'm Not Going Out There All By Myself--Hey I Got a Great Idea I'll Stick With You *Catches Up With Lukas*
Spike:Man There Was That One Time---And Then Applebloom Had a Cutie Pox Man She Was Stupid
Lukas:Why Are You Following Me?
Spike:I'll Tell You Why *Gets Down From The Tree He Was On*
Spike:All Sighs I'm All Alone There's No One Here Besides Me My Problems Will Go On There's No One Here Besides Meee But You Gotta Have a Friend--
Lukas:STOP SINGING!
*Lukas Grabs Spike's Tail*
Lukas:Ugh,It's No Wonder Why You Don't Have Any Friends! *Lets Go Of Spike's Tail*
Spike:Wow,Only a Truth Friend Would Be That Truthful
Lukas:Listen Little Dragon Take a Look At Me What Am I?
Spike:Uhh....*Looks At Lukas From Down To Up* Really Tall?
Lukas:No,I'm a Human Doing Ogre Stuff You Know "Jessie The Jaja", Doesn't That Bother You?
Spike:Nope
Lukas:Really?
Spike:Really,Really
Lukas:Oh
Spike:Man I Like You What's Your Name?
Lukas:Uhh....Lukas What's Yours?
Spike:I'm Spike
*Lukas And Spike Continues To Walk Until They Reach Lukas' Swamp*
Spike:Ugh,Who Would Like To Lived in That?
Lukas:That Would Be My Home
Spike:Which is Utterly Beautiful
*Spike Saw The Sigh Says "Stay Out Beware Of Human Doing Ogre Stuff" With Lukas' Face On it*
Spike:I Guess You Don't Like Having Everyone Around You?
Lukas:I Like My Privacy
Spike:Okay,Um......Can I Stay With You?
Lukas:W-what?!
Spike:Can I Stay With You?
Lukas:OF COURSE
Spike:Really?
Lukas:No
Spike:Please You Gotta Let Me Stay You Don't Know What is Like Out There Well,Maybe You Do But That's Not Important Thing The Thing is That We Need To Stay With Each Other You Gotta Let Me Stay Please Please!
Lukas:Okay Okay,But 1 Night Only
Spike:*Gasp* Night!
Lukas:Ah,What No No!
Spike:This is Going To Be Fun We Can Stay Up Late And For The Morning I'm Making Waffles
Lukas:Grr!
Spike:Where Do I Sleep?
Lukas:OUTSIDE!
Spike:Oh,oh okay i'll go if you need me i'll be outside
*Lukas Slammed His Door*
Spike:I Guess This is it...I'm All Alone There's No One Here Besides Me

Part 3 Ended.