kids are devils

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kids are devils.

TWO UPDATES TODAY BTW

i stg it's like they're satan disguised as kids

anyways, today me n my friend were playing out the front

we were just kicking the ball about until the little kids come out and ask to join

so we're like

alright whatever

then they leave and we're just like

yo wtf

they come back

with these other kids

my age tho

he goes to my school

and is a complete DICK

like

i don't get how he has friends

he came out and just watched me n my friend kicking the ball

then finally asked to play

like took u long enough, he came over like

yo wanna play football

we're like

nah not really

then one of the little kids is like

LETS PLAY BULLDOGS

we're like

okay sure

we play that, i won woop

btw this guy has a crush on my friend

ew

she doesn't like him tho

HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND MAY I ADD

but anyway, we finished that game and decided to play dodgeball

was going well until he started throwing the balls super hard at us

like

WAPOW

HIT IN THE HEAD

stupid dickface

wankstain

suck a dick u failed experiment

ugh

he annoys me sm

my friend had to go but didn't wanna leave me

so i'm like

i'm going in too idc

i shout across the grass

WE GOTTA GO BYE

AND ONE OF THE GIRLS WHO IS LIKE 10

SHOUTS

BYE PUSSY

i'm like

LOVE U TOO

and then slam the door

BAM

*mic drop*

but yeah i hate kids

stupid devils

go change ur nappy

ugh

bye

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