mcdonalds

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lmao okay so i went to mcdonalds today with my friend and my auntie, it was in abergavenny. it was probably like a 15-20 minute drive on the way there

we were blasting the music so freaking loud that i could hardly hear anything

i was sat in the front while my auntie was obviously driving and my friend was in the back, i got to be the dj for the ride woop

so we put on some tunes, ariana grandes new song 'no tears left to cry' came on first and i was singing my freaking heart out

like i was so loud in surprised new zealand couldn't hear me, first i started out really quietly, then BAM I WAS SCREAMING THE LYRICS

"RIGHT NOW IM IN A STATE OF MINDDDD"

"I WANNA BE IN LIKE ALL THE TIMEEEE"

"AINT GOT NO TEARS LEFT TO CRYYYYY"

and i'm surprised i haven't lost my voice, yet. but anyways, we played a few more songs until we got to mcdonald's

we eventually got there and i was singing and dancing my heart out, BUT THEN. i looked up and saw 2 guys, probably about my age 14-15 and they were staring at me.

THEY SAW ME DANCING LIKE AN IDIOT IN THE CAR

i must've gone so red, they left after stARING AT ME FOR LIKE ANOTHER 2 MINUTES

i got out the car, and saw them riding away and i was so glad, imagine if they went into mcdonald's. i wouldn't refused to go in there i stg

we got out the car and went to go in but my aunties like "go make sure my cars locked, i can't remember if i locked it" i groaned so loud like "UGHHHH"

and stomped over to the car with the keys in my hand, checked it AND IT WAS LOCKED!! i groaned again and shouted across the carpark "YOU USELESS COW" and stomped back over to them

they burst out laughing while i'm stood there, and then they're like "THE GUY IN THE CAR NEXT TO OURS HAD HIS WINDOW OPEN AND WAS STARING AT YOU THE ENTIRE TIME"

i just wanted to scream, i was like "can my life get any worse" rip me

i turned to my auntie like "you do know i can accidently drop these keys in the bin"

and she's like "you wouldn't"

i'm like "try me bitch" (VINE REFERENCE)

but she snatched the keys away before i could do anything rip

anyways, skip the food and drive home, as soon as we're about to get to my house she's like

"wanna go uptown and blast the music?"

i'm like

"HELL YEAH"

so we went uptown, blasting the music but she's such a buzzkill, like it was her idea but she kept turning it down like wtf

so i opened the window without her realising, quickly turned up the music and was like

"IVE BEEN HOPING SOMEBODY"

"LOVES YOU IN THE WAYS I COULDNT"

"SOMEBODYS TAKING CARE OF"

"ALL OF THE MESS IVE MADE"

and shouted for a long time, even after she turned down the music

it was hilarious

lmao long update

bye

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