well
my family came over around 12
they're still here
we're meant to go to the pub soon
but my mum was like
"wanna try some alcohol?"
i'm like
h e l l y e a h
so i got a bottle of beer
i didn't like that
so we went to the shop
and she got me some Caribbean Twist Mixed Mango
that's v nice
she also got the Blue Lagoon version
that's a bit sour
i uh
drank the whole bottle of Mixed Mango
nobody else had any oops
but i don't feel any different
like
i can walk
i can speak
i can type
i feel normal
we have more alcohol but i'm not allowed it rip
i'm surprised my dad let me have it ngl
like i'm 14
i was drinking responsibly
so there's no problem
well
i'm meant to be 18 but shh
nobody will find out
the kids are like
"kait no"
i'm like
"kait yes"
and yeah
i have a smol headache
but like
other than that
i'm perfect
woo
i am dying from the heat tho
it's like 24°
i'm sweating
ugh
don't drink alcohol kids
not until ur old enough
bye