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well

my family came over around 12

they're still here

we're meant to go to the pub soon

but my mum was like

"wanna try some alcohol?"

i'm like

h e l l y e a h

so i got a bottle of beer

i didn't like that

so we went to the shop

and she got me some Caribbean Twist Mixed Mango

and she got me some Caribbean Twist Mixed Mango

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that's v nice

she also got the Blue Lagoon version

she also got the Blue Lagoon version

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that's a bit sour

i uh

drank the whole bottle of Mixed Mango

nobody else had any oops

but i don't feel any different

like

i can walk

i can speak

i can type

i feel normal

we have more alcohol but i'm not allowed it rip

i'm surprised my dad let me have it ngl

like i'm 14

i was drinking responsibly

so there's no problem

well

i'm meant to be 18 but shh

nobody will find out

the kids are like

"kait no"

i'm like

"kait yes"

and yeah

i have a smol headache

but like

other than that

i'm perfect

woo

i am dying from the heat tho

it's like 24°

i'm sweating

ugh













don't drink alcohol kids

not until ur old enough

bye

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