hulk mum

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lmao so today was my day off

and we decided to set up my new bed

but like

it took 5 fucking hours to disassemble my old one

it was this fucking ugly ass double bunk bed thing

i hated it

but 2 of the screws wouldn't come out

so my mum fucking turned into the hulk

AND BENT THE BARS IN HALF

IDFK WHY

BUT SHE DID

she just kinda grabbed it

goes

"fuck it"

and bends them

just chucks it on the floor

she looked so proud of herself

then there was a pile of metal poles on my floor

i just kinda looked at it

and left

went and got food

my bed was disassembled so like

we took the mattress on our trampoline

bc i got a new mattress

and holy shit

that was fun

bounce bounce bounce

now i have a new bed

but

it's pink

i. hate. pink.

i stg my brothers are more feminine than me

like

they love pink

i despise it

so ima cover it with some like fabric

either black

or grey

or blue

not pink

or purple

ew

it took like 7 hours altogether

but it was worth it

now i have a new bed

woo

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