Lovely Loser (Richie Tozier X Reader)

Comeback

(Y/N)'s POV

I sat on a bench outside. I looked at my shoes and heard kids yelling. Since I was outside so I didn't think much of it. But than I heard footsteps coming towards me and I looked up to see Greta coming towards me. This is going to end well. I thought sarcastically as I stood up. I walked up to Greta and she stopped in front of me. "Well well well," She said as she put her hands on her hips.

"What?" I asked harshly. Greta chuckled and set her hand on my shoulder and glared at me.

"Uh, you punched Rich in the face?" She growled at me. I shrugged and looked at Greta right in her cold, dead eyes.

"Yeah, I was trying to act like you." I replied. Greta gasped and her hands turned into fists. "What? Are you going to punch me?" I mocked her and smirked slightly. Which was a bad idea, but I couldn't resist.

"I would, but I don't wanna make the tough girl cry." She said, mocking me in a high-pitched voice. I narrowed my eyes at her and sighed.

"I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one." I said to her as I crossed my arms. This was really just becoming a comeback war. Of course I would win since I'm the comeback queen.

"I don't know what your problem is, but I'm guessing it's hard to pronounce." Greta said as she got face-to-face with me. She was smirking and acting smug. My smirk had been wiped off my face cause I don't take comeback wars as a joke.

"Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?" I hissed. Kids had started to surround us. Greta pulled her head away from mine and stared at me. I didn't care but Greta seemed to think I did.

"I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you've already got one." Greta's smirk grew. The kids around us oooed but I had a comeback I had been waiting to use. I looked at the kids and saw kids from older grades, younger grades, kids in my class, and the Losers. All of the Losers except Beverly and Mike of course. Bill and Stan were whispering stuff to one-another, Ben was staring along with Eddie, and Richie was watching. He had a look of amusement and fear in his eyes. He also had an ice-pack which was my fault. I smiled at Greta and her smile faded kind of, but it was slightly there. I cleared my throat and glanced at Richie, who made eye-contact with me. Than I slowly looked at Greta. I cleared my throat and coughed.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so." I said as I winked at her. The kids oooed and laughed.

"Shit that was good." I heard a kid say.

"Damn, Greta is losing for once." Another kid said.

"Who is this kid?" One asked.

"I think that's (Y/N)." Was one's reply.

"Fuck you!" Greta snarled. I smiled and waved as she walked away. The kids started to walk away but Richie stood there, looking at me. He walked over to me and chuckled. I didn't know if he was mad at me. I thought I was prepared for what he was going to say. But I was blown away by what he said.

"That was a good one."

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TWO CHAPTERS IN ONE DAY WOO! I. AM. FUCKING. PROUD.

Hope you liked that chapter! It was really fun to write. Ayy I'm going to sleep now since I worked on the previous chapter all night and got no hours of sleep. Bye kiddos ily.