Love affairs

UNHHHHHhhhhh

3000 words 

Katya POV

Hi my name is Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova but your dad calls me Katya. Now I am currently depressed to an extent that drugs can't fix this, I am 35 years old with me being born on May 1st. I work along that stupid Cunt I mean my best friend Trixie Mattel, She is 7 years younger then me....that bitch. So when I first met her I really didn't know me and her were going to be friends like we are now. 

Well now it being three years two shows and many many tours later we are still good friends. I love her dearly, so today we are meeting up for lunch at her house and I'm ready. My favorite thing about going to her house is I can do whoever and whatever I please. As I put on my raccoon hat and one of my three in one hundred dollar wigs I get a quick text from Trixie. 

OH Honey🍯: So I just ordered two pizza and I am trusting you with getting us a movie NO CONTACT!

I chuckled to myself because she knew me so well. I grab the silence of the lambs and put on my shoes grabbing my bag full of drag and grab my keys as I get ready for this long ride to west L.A. As I start the car I get a FT call from my honey. what problem? So what I call her my honey it's nothing personal....cunt. Well of course I picked up and my breath hitches as I see the one and only Trixie Mattel in a towel smiling. "KATYAAAAAAAAA" I smile as she drags out my name really stupidly but it's weirdly cute... I mean fuck gross. 

"TRIXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE" We laugh together as I start driving down the terrible streets of L.A trying to make it to her house without dying, I mean a girl like me doesn't have much time. So as Trixie starts talking I zone out and focus on her, just me thinking of her makes me wanna cancel and go back home. But sadly I can't I am less than 10 minutes away and we are on the phone. I stayed on the phone listening to her talk about how she was going to meet up with this guy from grindr. I wheezed at her just thinking about her story of a guy from scruff who had the blue beard. 

~DAY SKIP~ 

Tracy/Brian POV

I walk onto the set of UNHhhh and see that Brian or "Katya" isn't already dressed that's kinda surprising. I walk to my dressing room as I turn down the hallway I hear someone walking behind me so I glance over my shoulder and see Brian running after me so I do what I do best...Run away, I opened my dressing room door setting down my bag and my phone  looking at Brian turn into Katya as she started to tuck, I still wonder why my brain didn't look away while he was doing it. I mean it is impressive for a man of that weight. I shake my head of the dirty thoughts as I start to apply my makeup

(TIME SKIP)

As I finish beating my face, I start putting on my padding to make my "curves" a knock on the door took my attention. I called "come in!" my whole world came to a stop as I saw Katya in a white dress with her nails done and a big wig which is different for her. I've never seen Katya so glammed up before. 



Katya POV

I just finished getting ready and I have to say I'd fuck myself. As I put on the last stiletto and fix my hair I walk to Tracy's room to see if she is ready. I knock on her door and wait for the okay a few moments later I hear a small "Come in" So I opened the door and when Trixie turned around she didn't blink so I looked around because I think she lost contact with reality...get it CONTACT.... She smiled at me and stated "who said you can't clean up a dumpster" of course I laughed because I kept my dumpster clean all the time.  While Trixie did the finishing  touches on her makeup. 

*After the recording*

"Are you coming to my show tonight?" Trixie chimed smiling ear to ear. Who could turn down that adorable face. "Yeah sure just text me the time and I'll get all dragged up." As I went to my dressing room I untucked and went outside for a smoke. I nodded to myself thinking about the outfit I am going to wear, after I went inside and de-dragged I hailed a cab after saying goodbye to Tracy while she got in the car with Danny or as many know her as Adore Delano. As I arrive home I pay the fare and walk inside the apartment building when I noticed on my door a notice of my rent going up from 1,000 to 3,000 a month. I sigh and groan realizing that I might need to get a roommate or get a dumpster mate.