Marcus: Come on!
(Marcus gets back in the car)
Aisha: What happened?
Marcus: They took Jordan we got to get the hell out of here.
Aisha: What?
(Billy and Sally get in the car)
(Marcus immediately puts the car in gear)
Krystal: Damn Marcus slow down! See this is why we don't deal with this shit ain't no way in hell I would've got out of the car after you hit that girl.
Marcus: Man you told me to check on her!
Krystal: I was being sarcastic.
Aisha: But you're right tho black people can't be in horror situations if it was up to me this story would have been over 7 chapters ago.
Teyonah: Right most of the time when we are in horror movies it would've been over before it started but to make a plot the writers have to dumb us down.
Marcus: Sometimes there be plots that make sense like that new Gabrielle Union movie and then there do be movies that don't make a lick of sense like Candyman.
Krystal: What the fuck Candyman is good as fuck you sleep, my nigga.
Marcus: I'm sorry but that damn movie just irks like it was made just to be scary.
Krystal: But that is the point of the movie though and that Gabrielle Union movie is not a horror movie it's more like a thriller like Get Out or Acrimony.
Leah: What's Candyman?
Krystal: Oh my motherfucking god!
Aisha: (laughs) Krystal calm down girl it's just a movie.
Marcus: (laughs) Right!
(Everyone laughs at Krystal; Krystal feels a little salty and says)
Krystal: Tyler Perry movies are just movies.
Marcus: Krystal you didn't even have to go there.
Krystal: I'm just saying.
Aisha: I really don't care I bet you won't say something about Ryan Coogler, Spike Lee, Ava Duvernay, Issa Rae, Lee Daniels, Shonda Rhimes, Jordan Peele, and many more.
Mike: (relieved sigh) 2018 what a time to be alive.
(Lights are flashing half a mile up the road)
Marcus: What the heck is going on?
(They are red and blue lights)
Krystal: Holy shit it's the police!
Leah: Oh no!
Teyonah: Oh crap!
Aisha: Oh shit!
Marcus: Oh fuck!
Mike: Ok you guys we get it we see the police.
The family: Shut up Mike!
Mike: (whispers) Sometimes I feel like the Meg Griffin in this family.
(An officer stands in the middle of the road hand signaling Marcus to pull over)
Marcus: (nervously stutters) Yes....officer....(gulps).
(The police officer that pulls them over is Officer Brooks, a bald, chubby, pale, and older white guy in his mid-50s)
Officer Brooks: License and- Holy shit! Aren't you all the people we brought in for questioning about that pizza delivery guy murder.
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