Krystal: (sigh) Yes Marcus is my...(pause)....my...(about to barf but she holds it in) cou-, (fast-paced) my cousin!
Dr. Harper: (laughs) Oh my gosh!
Krystal: Girl shut up!
Dr. Harper: Wow! So your name is Krystal Jones.
Krystal: Duh, what kind of therapist doesn't know their own client name?!
Dr. Harper: You never told me your last name, in fact you never told me you was related to Marcus period.
Krystal: Now who would want to say that they was related to that nigga I was actually embarrassed for saying he was my friend.
Dr. Harper: We are getting off track just finish the story.
Krystal: Ok I think we was in the car and...
(Flashback to Friday the 13th: Everyone is in Marcus's car, it's been 15 minutes since they left the house and they is currently having a very interesting conversation)
Marcus: I know I was joking about this back at the house but that new Tyler Perry movie "Acrimony" look like it's about to bring out a negative look on black men.
Aisha: Nah that would be too easy there have to be a twist or something.
Teyonah: Yeah.
Krystal: Nah bruh I already seen the movie and it's completely different from the trailer, y'all been tricked don't go in that movie theater thinking Taraji P Henson about to raise all hell on her cheating and abusing husband because that is not the case.
Aisha: So she doesn't go crazy?
Krystal: Oh she does, she shuts it down in the movie but not for the reason you think. You see let me break it down for you...
(Flashback to the therapist office)
Dr. Harper: No! No! No! Stop spoiler alert!
Krystal: Damn girl do you even watch movies?
Dr. Harper: Of course I do I just don't have time to go to the movies.
Krystal: Oh yeah? What was the last movie you watched?
Dr. Harper: .........
Krystal: Oh hell no! After I am finished with my story go to the movies and your black ass better watch "Black Panther" and "Acrimony" back to back. I would suggest that you watch "Acrimony" first because that movie will piss you off and "Black Panther" will calm you down and make you proud unlike Taraji P Henson other film ironically named "Proud Mary".
Dr. Harper: Just continue your story.
(Back in the car)
Marcus: It ended like that?
Krystal: I know right I was so pissed off.
Aisha: SMH and I still want to see it.
Teyonah: (laughs) Right.
Krystal: I knew you would say that but it was a good movie.
Aisha: It sounds like my type of movie, Tyler Perry telling us niggas ain't shit.
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Not Another Scary Story
UmorismoKrystal may think she has a simple life but all of that changed on Friday the 13th when she helps her friends Marcus and Aisha move into their new house only to be chased by a mad serial killer and as she tries to stay alive through the night Krysta...
