*Present day, back at the therapist office*
"What happens next?", said Dr. Harper, there a knock at the door. The therapist says "Come in!", a delivery man is at the door and says "I have a delivery for a....(looks at receipt) Krystal.", Krystal says "That's me, bring my bag over boy.", The therapist continues to say "So what happened to Lizzie?", Krystal looks through her bag and she pulls out a Taco Bell bag and says "I know I was just talking mad shit about Taco Bell like an hour ago but these nacho cheese fries are the bomb! Can I smoke in here?", The therapist impatiently says "No! I want to know what happened to the girl!!", "Damn girl you starting to sound like you need a therapist, so angry.", "Sorry I was just a little upset.", "Why, you just found out that I hate the heifer, in fact I'm going to skip her out of the story.", Krystal licks nacho cheese sauce off her finger. The therapist says "It's just the fact that I may know this Lizzie girl, I was her therapist too, in fact I tried to call her two days ago and she didn't answer.", "Really", "Yes, our last session was three months ago and she was my client for the past two years and her problems were trying to get rid of her smoking addiction which I thought we ended it successfully but I really need to talk to her now and her other problem was falling in love with serial killers like she really fan girl over them no matter what which I thought was very strange. Oh yeah, her first discussion with me was dealing her parents not accepting her being goth and not being "ladylike" but was okay with it at first because they thought it was a teenage phase.", Krystal says "Well I have to tell you something about that." Krystal continues the story.
*Back at the police station*
Lizzie says "Oh my gosh! It's really you, the strong and dangerous killer!", the killer is astonished by Lizzie's response but still raising up the knife to kill her. Lizzie gleefully gasps and says "Is this the part where I, the dumb white girl tries to run away and scream from the killer instead of going back into the police station but I eventually trip and fall to the ground but I really don't trip and fall on nothing but air and then you'll kill me?", The killer nods yes, so Lizzie screams and run away from the killer who shrugs and chase after Lizzie into the woods behind the police station and she is still screaming in horror, she approaches two signs one says turns left for a "Sad, Pathetic Life" and the other says turn right for a "Hilarious Painful Death", she goes right and she does trip.... on air because there is nothing for her to trip on and the killer grabs her and drags her away but she says "Really? Why is you bringing me back near the station, you know you can kill me right here right now with all the space handsome, and-", the killer frustratedly sighs and stabs Lizzie in the head. The killer removes the knife from Lizzie's lifeless body which lies on the ground with blood gushing out her head but Officer Cooper witness the whole thing so the killer starts walking toward her so she pulls out her gun and warns the killer to not come any closer but the killer ignores her. Officer Cooper tries to aim at the killer but she is nervous and shaking but she fires her gun anyway but she completely missed the killer and she tries to run back to the police station but the killer quickly catches up to her and takes around the nearest tree and stabs her in the neck, killing her.
Inside the police station, the Joneses and Krystal leaves the interrogation room. The family is ready to leave but Krystal wants to take a bathroom break before she leaves, when she gets in there she does her business and wash her hands. As she washes her hands she looks at herself in the mirror and she starts to think about her ex possibly being a victim to a escaped psychological killer right in front of her. But that thought just lead to other thoughts like her complaining about Josh cheating on her with her college roommate even though she is literally doing the same thing to Nick and that just made her feel worse considering she knows she really love Nick but she loves him and Ken as much as they love her and she cries when she decides that she has to break up with Ken as Aisha suggests earlier even though when she first met him they was at a bar, she realized they had a lot in common through jokes and having the same interests in a relationship before she found out he was a cop and he found she was already in a relationship and that she smoked weed but they was surprisingly cool with their shocking discoveries especially since their relationship was a secret to everyone they know except Marcus and Aisha. Nick on the other hand, Krystal was on the lookout for a new drug dealer after she heard her last one got arrested and when she met first Nick, she was surprised that he was white and was very cute to her and the rest is history. At his desk in the office area Ken is finished organizing his files, he gets up from his desk and turns around and that when he sees Krystal, who appears out of nowhere and says "We need to talk.", "What is it, baby?", said Ken. "We need to end this, right now." said Krystal, "What?", "We're breaking up, it's over.", Ken sucks his teeth and says "I already knew you was going to chose the white boy.", Krystal roll her eyes and sighs "It's not even like that, Ken. Don't act like this wasn't supposed to be a fun, little secret friends with benefits type thing but you had to ruin it with your feelings and shit.", "Oh so now it's my fault!", "Shut up, Ken you always play the blame game with me.", "No I don't. I'm sorry ok this is frustrating me because I love you so much but you just won't give us a chance, you rather have that boy and his drugs control you than love me like I love you.", "Nobody is controlling me and I do love you that's why I'm doing this.", "This is not how you show your love for somebody.", "How the hell you know what I am trying to do? I'm trying to fix our mistake but-", "Mistake?! Well I'm sorry if I was a mistake to you because I thought you was the best thing that ever happened to me, I love you so much I would do anything for you, I would even KILL someone just to have you.", "Bruh just stop you barely know me so stop making this complicated. Good-bye.", Ken voice cracks when he says "Krystal, don't go.", Krystal leaves the room.
At the front office in the station, Marcus says "Bruh what's taking this girl so long to pee?", Aisha says "I'm pretty sure she is taking a shit at this point.", "Ew I mean this is a police station and she is letting loose in a place where all kinds of people been at, probably with diseases.", (Starts whispering) "Anyway, what are we going to do with this dead body situation?", "There ain't nothing we CAN do about it, Aisha. I thought you said that Ken did it.", "Marcus, shut up! That was just a thought, don't say that out loud until we know for sure.", "To be honest I don't care who did it anymore, it's a Friday the 13th night and I just want us to go home.", Krystal comes from the back room and is walking in the the hallway toward everyone. Marcus says "About time, now let's go!", but Aisha can tell Krystal is upset and quietly asks her "what's wrong?", Krystal says "I just broke up with Ken just like you said so.", Aisha sighs and says "Hey you got to do what you got to do, but are you sure you made the right decision?", "Oh come on what now? I let one of them go like you said, why does everyone want to be difficult tonight.", "Well if you feel like you made the right decision why are you sad?", "Well this wasn't easy-", Krystal stop talking immediately when Nick walked toward the ladies. Nick says "I'm so tired can't wait to get in our nice comfy bed.", "You can say that again." said Krystal, Billy asks "Have anyone seen Lizzie?", A bunch of police officers appears from the back rooms heading outside reporting to a call from another officer who discovers two dead bodies while he was on his way inside the station for his nightly shift. The officers find Lizzie and officer Cooper's dead bodies, everyone eventually finds out and Billy and Sally are mainly hurt and upset by the death of Lizzie while everyone else was upset that they have to stay at the police station even longer but Larry the police chief and Marcus's friend decides to let them go due to suspicion that the serial killer Bruce that just escaped might have something to do with this after all but news reporters shows up asking police officers and Krystal questions like "What do you think about the murders that happened tonight?" and "Who do you think is responsible for this?", Krystal answers the latter question saying "I think that Froot Loops son of a bitch who escaped the nut house is behind all these killings and he needs help like for real and I swear if he try to frame me for another crime the next death he'll be dealing with will be his own and what I'm going to do is cut off his dick and balls so I can reach up in there and yank his heart and then I just listen to the beat for a few seconds(Krystal imitation heart beats) then my best friends going to be rooting me on, telling me to (in her best mortal kombat voice) Finish him! (Regular voice) So then I just shove his heart up his booty hole because it would be so uncomfortable for him but it doesn't matter because he'll be dead by then but I'm not even that violent of a person, I'm really just sweet and innocent unlike this violent unstable person who loves to yank hearts out of people unlike me because I don't do that I'm wonderful and he's an asshole.", Aisha grabs Krystal and says "Okay that's enough. (They walks away and she whispers) They going to be talking to the FCC all night because of you."
Back at the Joneses house, everyone is worn out from the wild night so they is microwaving and eating the pizza that was originally left out due to distractions in the dining room. After a while Marcus sadly sighs and says "Ok when y'all finished just go to bed tonight was just awful.", Marcus and Aisha goes upstairs and the kids finish up their pizzas. Krystal says "Wow.", Nick asks "Why are you saying wow?", "That's all I got to say just wow, this is too much come on y'all. I'll see you Joneses people tomorrow.", the kids go upstairs and Krystal, Nick, Billy, and Sally walks to the front door and Sally sniffs and says "This is so surreal, why would anyone do this to Lizzie?", Billy says "I can't right now I need to lay down.", but before Nick could even open the front door they hear beeping from a cell phone nearby which Sally finds under the couch and they discover that the phone belongs to Josh and his phone is beeping because someone is tracking it. "What the hell is going on?" said Nick, "Someone is tracking his phone." said Billy, "It's says the person is here!" said Sally, the doorbell rings and Krystal says "Fuck!", Nick, Billy, and Sally walk to the front door while Krystal hides at the stairs but still looks over at the door and they all gasps when Nick opens the door and there's a person wearing a Jason Voorhees costume.
In Marcus and Aisha's room, Marcus is already in the bed and Aisha gets out the bathroom and prepares to sleep; when Aisha lays down in the bed Marcus take off his shirt revealing his six pack and seductively says "So with the new bed it would be the perfect time to-", Aisha cuts off Marcus's slick talk by saying "Perfect time to go to sleep? Great!", Marcus sucks his teeth but they both just go to sleep anyway until a person in a Pennywise the clown costume shows up with an axe and tries to chop down the door and says "Here's Johnny!!!!!"
A/N: First there was a insane killer and now there's Jason AND Pennywise?!???!! Will the Joneses and everyone else catch a break? Find out next week, please vote and comment your predictions.
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HumorKrystal may think she has a simple life but all of that changed on Friday the 13th when she helps her friends Marcus and Aisha move into their new house only to be chased by a mad serial killer and as she tries to stay alive through the night Krysta...