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No Homo (JiKook) SMUT 🔞

Jimin and Jungkook loved going out together. They were often teased for looking like a couple, but they didn't care. They were best friends. Jimin was Jungkook's wingman. Jungkook was also Jimin's. They always helped each other hook up with hot women. Whenever a woman hit on them and they weren't interested, they pretended to be gay. They would put their arms around each other, even kiss. Those times were always followed by the words 'no homo.' They weren't interested in each other that way. Well, okay, maybe they were, but neither of them would admit it. Jungkook liked Jimin, and Jimin liked Jungkook, but they never told each other. Neither wanted to admit to being attracted to a member of the same gender.

Jimin held Jungkook's hand as they made their way through a club. Some highly distasteful women had tried to hit on them, so they were putting on their gay act. They kept taking this act further and further. Jimin led Jungkook over to the bar and smiled at him."Let's get some drinks, Kookie." He released Jungkook's hand and ordered their drinks. As he told the bartender what they wanted, he felt Jungkook's strong hand rest itself on his ass.

Jungkook loved Jimin's plump ass. He would never admit it out loud though. Jimin was his best friend. So he could only show his interest while putting on this 'act' of being gay. He rubbed Jimin's ass a bit and leaned in close to his ear."No homo." he whispered, knowing those were the magic words to let him get away with anything.

Jimin heard those words and smirked to himself. Those words gave him to ability to 'play along' with the act."Baby, at least take me to a hotel." he said with a seductive tone that unknowingly made Jungkook weak.

"After some drinks, babe." Jungkook moved to sit on a stool, watching Jimin sit beside him. Their 'act' was working. The distasteful women were leaving them alone.

As they began to drink, Jimin grew a little bolder. He reached over and placed a hand on Jungkook's thigh. As the alcohol was taking its effect on his mind, he knew what he wanted. He drank some more as his hand began to sneakily massage Jungkook's thigh. He leaned in close to whisper into Jungkook's ear."No homo."

Jungkook wanted to praise whoever made this alcohol. He was getting quite buzzed and knew Jimin was reaching his limit. That hand on his thigh was driving him crazy. He turned to face Jimin as he pulled out his wallet. He set down the money to pay for their drinks then grabbed Jimin's hand."So how about that hotel, babe?"

Jimin chewed on his lower lip and gave Jungkook a seductive gaze that could make him desire to do all sorts of naughty things to him."Take me away, hot stuff."

And just like that, Jungkook found himself grabbing Jimin's hand and pulling him out of the club. He led this shorter yet older man to the nearest hotel. He had to slow down a bit to make sure the stumbling Jimin wouldn't fall down."Come on, babe." Jungkook encouraged as he led Jimin into the hotel. He went straight to the front desk."We need a room. One bed." When the woman behind the counter gave them a questioning look, he spoke again."It's just for my friend."

Jimin giggled stupidly and waved at the woman once she handed Jungkook a key. Then, he allowed himself to be pulled along. They got into an elevator, and Jimin was getting tired of waiting. He pressed his lips to Jungkook's neck, kissing his way to the taller man's ear."No homo." he whispered then giggled.

Jungkook cursed the elevator for being so slow. It felt like forever had gone by once the doors finally opened to reveal the third floor. He grabbed Jimin's hand again and pulled him along, anxiously looking for the right room. Once he found the room, he unlocked it and entered, closing the door as soon as he and Jimin were inside."Get your sexy ass on the bed."

Jimin gave Jungkook another seductive look then made his way over to the bed. He crawled onto the large bed and leaned down, sticking his ass up for Jungkook."Come and get me, Kookie."