BTS OneShot Collection

#LoveYourself (Namjoon) SMUT 🔞

"Damn, you're looking good today. Super fine." Namjoon spoke in a sultry tone to his own reflection as he stood in the bathroom."Who loves you? I do." He touched his fingertip to the mirror's surface and smiled.

Loud pounding on the door was followed by an irritated shout."Namjoon, you better not be sweet-talking your reflection again, you narcissist!" Yoongi pounded on the door again."Hurry up or we'll be late!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm coming!" Namjoon rolled his eyes then smiled at his reflection again."I'll be seeing you later, hot stuff." After winking at his reflection, he exited the bathroom."I'm ready to go, Hyung. No need to lose your head."

Yoongi groaned loudly."If you keep this up, your head is going to be rolling on the floor."

Namjoon childishly stuck his tongue out at Yoongi then made his way to the front door, grabbing his shoes and quickly pulling them on."You know, Hyung, you wouldn't be so cranky all the time if you would get a decent amount of sleep for once."

"Speak for yourself, punk." Yoongi exited the dorm with Namjoon, walking with him toward the van."You're lucky you don't disturb the whole city with how loud you get sometimes."

"You're just jealous that I have more fun than you." Namjoon teased as they got into the van.

"Oh, thank god you got Namjoon-hyung out of the bathroom!" Jungkook cheered. He was so tired of waiting in this van.

Hoseok snickered to himself."I was thinking he might have been making love to the mirror."

"If I didn't get him out of there, he probably would have." Yoongi grumbled.

"Seriously, I didn't think anyone could get more narcissistic than Jin-hyung." Taehyung waved his hands up to exaggerate his words."And Jin-hyung's self-love is off the scale."

"Well, if anyone ever tells you to go fuck yourself, you can say you already have." Jimin said before breaking down into fits of laughter.

"Jimin, watch your language." Jin barely managed to scold during his own laughter.

Namjoon endured the jokes and teasing during the whole ride to their interview. He didn't care what the others said. He loved himself. Maybe he loved himself more than other people loved themselves, but he saw no problem with that. At least his self-love kept him happy. The only thing that would make him happier would be the ability to really butt-fuck his own reflection. He would love to get a piece of his own ass, as weird as that may seem to some people.

After the interview, Namjoon endured more teasing, but it didn't bother him at all. He was just looking forward to returning to the dorm to have some one-on-one time with his reflection. That was all he thought about all day. However, when they returned to the dorm, it seemed like no one wanted him to go into the bathroom. Every time he tried, someone else had an excuse to be in there. Showers, taking shits, brushing their teeth. There was always something keeping him out of the bathroom and away from his precious reflection. Namjoon ended up going to bed without his sexy mirror time.

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"Hyung! Hyung!" This shout awoke Namjoon in the middle of the night as Taehyung burst into his room."Hyung, wake up!"

Namjoon groaned and sat up, rubbing his face sleepily."Stop shouting, Tae. What's going on?" He peeked over at the digital clock on his nightstand."It's midnight, dork brain."

Taehyung ran to Namjoon's bed and grabbed his arm with both hands."Hyung! This is important!"

Namjoon gave in and allowed himself to be pulled off of his bed and over to the window."What is it?"