Explode | Joe Sugg

Four

Four

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Alexis Porter's POV

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"Welcome back friends! So I know I haven't posted a video in ages. And yes, I apologize greatly. But that's because I was moving to London!" I speak to the small video camera in front of me.

"I've been here for nearly a week, and I already know my way around and I am applying for a job next week! And plus I had so much packing, unpacking, getting settled in, and helping around the house that I never got the chance to make a video."

"That actually sounds really bad, I know, because I'm a YouTuber and I should be able to fit a video in at least once a week. But I just haven't. But now I will continue my regular uploading process. I will be making a video on my main channel once a week and ny daily vlogs. And of course my two gaming videos per week."

"But considering I still have to apply for my job, and now I have responsibilities, I may put off at times, but not for long. And I am terrifically sorry if it comes to that. I will do my best so it won't." I finish what I wanted to begin witb before proceeding.

"But no, this video is not going to be me boring you to death about the big move. There will be plenty of vlogs about London and my new roommate, Mason. My cousin. He's actually at work right now though."

The dogs downstairs continued barking as I shouted for them to quiet down. I adjusted myself in my seat, while continuing.

"As you read from the title, I'm going to be doing a normal Q&A because I have nothing better to do. But I actually have about three new collab videos - which I don't do very often - in mind right now."

"Anyways, I asked you guys to tweet me questions on Twitter, and I will be answering a few of them." I speak, while pulling out my laptop. As I scroll through the many questions, I reach for my water bottle on the table besides me.

This causes the small picture frame to tumble down because me being clumsy, I knocked it over. This, however, caused me to jump and nearly knock my laptop off of my lap. I chuckle and shake my head at how ridiculous I am.

"@eryanavargas asks, what is my favorite song at the moment? Well, I personally enjoy the song Fancy by Iggy Azalea. But I also love the songs Birthday by Katy Perry and Rude by Magic. So I'm not exactly sure."

I play the song Rude with was already downloaded on my phone. I dance along to it, while humming to the beat. I close my eyes as the song plays, probably looked ridiculous.

"Anyways, @shawniegurl asks, will this be in your video? Uhm, Shawnie, sorry but no." I speak into the camera.

"@chrisclarkson asks, how do I- I- I-" I was cut of by the loud sound of my obnoxious sneeze. I chuckle, while adjusting in my seat once again. "@chrisclarkson asks, how do I want the world to end?"

"Well, uhm, you see, I don't want the world to end. But if I was forced to pick, I'd want the world to end by natrual causes. Not an apocalypse, not of a world war 3. Just natrual causes."

"@hipstabae asks, why do I hate Nicki Minaj? Well, she just annoys me. Her voice. The way she dresses. The way she dances. The way she sings. She just annoys me in general. Okay? Okay." I smile innocently at the small camera.

"@queenapsbae asks, how do I manage to become so YouTube famous? Well first, you need a camera, and a computer to edit. Then you need to- you know forget what I said, I know nothing at all." I shook my head.

"You have to just do you with a good camera and computer- shut up Alexis."

"I'm not sure, how do you manage not to be YouTube famous? Hmm?" I ask, smirking. I wiggle my eyebrows as I try to seduce the camera. What am I doing with my life?

"@daanasugg asks, why don't I get a pet? Well actually, I've been talking with Mason about adoption one of his four baby beagles because they are literally adorable. I don't know, should I? Comment below what you think."

"@eevieiscool asks, what does it look like when my videos are unedited?"

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe I can post something like that sometime. Maybeeee..."

"@youtubersarelife asks, One Direction or 5 Seconds of Summer? Obviously 5 Seconds of Summer. I fangirl over Luke way too much than I should."

I began singing the lyrics to Good Girls by 5SOS. I probably looked like an idiot and I will probably edit this out. Knowing myself, the video will probably only be like 5 minutes and 30 seconds.

"Anyways, I'm gonna let you guys go continue your day uncles you're gonna just continue watching videos. If you liked the video, be sure to give it a thumbs up. I really enjoy every single thumb I get."

"My social media links - such as Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, Facebook - will be in the description below. Go ahead and follow me if you'd like to. And if you don't then screw you because you are a meanie!"

"Kidding."

"Subscribe as well, because I am almost to 700000 subscribers. And when that happens I plan on making a very special video! Okay I love you all and I will see you next week. Buh bye!" I reach towards the camera and turn it off.

I decide not to edit it just yet, considering I'm a bit hungry. I save the video to my laptop, as I set them both down onto the dark wooden desk besides my bed. I made my way into the kitchen, as I heard the familiar barking of the dogs.

I pulled out a box of strawberries, as I rinsed a few of them off. I out the extras away, as I took a small bite into the first one. As I did so, the front door opened to reveal Mason.

"Hey, what you doing?" He smiled, taking his shoes and jumper off. "Just got done filming a new video." I reply simply, as he nods. He marches upstairs into his bedroom, as I hear the door close.

I hear my phone going off, as I reach for it on the counter. As I ate the strawberries, I didn't bother to check the collar I.D. Instead I just answered the phone.

"Hello?"

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Hey everyone. So like I said, I'm going to start updating once a week if possible. So heres this weeks video! That's pretty much it though, byeee!

Oh and I'm gonna start updating twice a week ((;