Tongue (update)

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DON'T WORRY GUYS I'LL UPDATE IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES OR AN HOUR!!!

So earlier today when I was on my way home I managed to get Red Bull on jeans. Like I had a bottle of Red Bull in my purse and somehow the bottle leaked in my bag. My bag was on my lap on when I was on the subway.

When I stepped off, I felt my knee was wet and I looked down and was like wtf? Then I felt around my bag and found the spot where it had leaked.

SOOOOO, getting to the point.

I'm sitting here writing right and my dog is laying on my lap, when she suddenly starts TO FUCKING LICK MY LEG (jeans)...like wth?

Do dogs like Red Bull or energy drinks in general? Weird question I know, but she started licking my knee hahaha((:

Alsoooo, I was just about to publish the but I had to get this in.

SHE JUST FUCKING FARTED ON ME...RUDE!!!!

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