If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Q&A number one billion and three

Lukenotskywlkr: Lillie, will you love me?

Lillie: Idk

Lillie: Got the best puns?

SolarElementz: When will Hilda and N get married?!

N: Soon

Hilda: What

N: Nothing

Savannah08l6: May, why will you never get Max any milk?

May: Spite

SergeantSilver: When will Sylveus be official

Sylveon: LOL

Sylveon: Never

Arceus: Never say never

Sylveon: Never

anunnamedgalaxy: How many times have Dawn and Paul actually sinned? What happened to the USUM protags?

1. Paul: Idk it's not like I count

Dawn: 14

Paul: ...

Paul: Babe

Dawn: What

Paul: Stop counting

Dawn: No

2. I don't know their names

PersonSayinStuff: N, what is your favorite vegetable?

N: Is grass a vegetable?

Hilda: ...

N: No?

N: Hmm

N: Anything green

Obsessed_With_Stuff: Where is Ho-oh/Unfezant and Unfezant/Ho-oh? Murder squad, who do you guys think has illegal memes? Is N still innocent? Is there going to be like a pun battle between Moon and Hau where they see who has better puns?

1. I forgot about them

2. Hilda: Idk

Gladion: We get our leads from Officer Jenny

Silver: So we don't really know or have a say in it

3. Hilda: I don't even know at this point

4. ...

That's a good idea

THERE WILL BE NOW

PokemonGladion: Where do you get all these ideas? What ship are you crushing next? Chloe, do you remember that time that N and Hilda were engaged?

1. Idk sometimes they just...appear

2. I can't tell you! That would ruin the surprise!

3. Of course I do

StrangeWeirdFangurl: N, if you weren't into Hilda, who would you go for?

N: I am not inside Hilda...

Hilda: N NO THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT

N: Oh

Hilda: She meant if you didn't like me, who would you like?

N: Why would I not like you?

N: You are amazing

Hilda: ...

Hilda: I love you so much

kawaiiice: How do I innocently make someone die in each of my 25 exams so I get an instant pass?

Gladion: Kill the teacher before they can give you the exam

Silver: Kill everyone in the class

Hilda: Take no prisoners

Hilda: K I L L  T H E M  A L L

Sylveon: Ooookaaay psychos

bored_is_me: Why isn't Ash arrested yet? You know, totally legal meme trafficking...

Ash: I'MNOTDEALINGMEMESWHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT

PokemonMastah13: WHEN WILL MAX GET A CRUSH ON BONNIE?

Max: ...

Max: *Places Crush soda on Bonnie's head*

Bonnie: Wow you have a Crush on me

saltylilmoth: To Arceus: What's your favorite type of Girl Scout cookie?

Arceus: You must be new

Arceus: Thin mints

Jingrui0308: Can everyone who watched the greatest showman form an entire musical and perform it? And cosplay as all the characters singing?

(I've actually never seen that movie)

So ya I think that's it

So now I have a question (for those of you who haven't seen it or answered it yet because I've already asked some of y'all and I'm sure you're sick of it but it's a question that brings up many different answers)

SO

Do you think that if N was a Pokémon, like a Zoroark, Hilda would still date him???

Sorry I know some of you are probably sick of this question but I THINK IT'S INTERESTING

So uh

K thx bai!