Or happy Thanksgiving...whichever
Time for the Q&A
AriannaTDM: How are May and Drew doing?
May: Fine
Drew: She still thinks I'm f**king Paul tho
Paul: Oh please as if I'd let you f**k me
Dawn: So you would f**k Drew?
Paul: No
May: DREW ARE YOU LETTING PAUL SIN WITH YOU
Drew: Look at what you did, Paul
Dawn: Yooo I didn't hear a no
TheTrueAmourshipper: Ash, why you no give Pikachu an account? (But if he does have an account) Pikachu, why you no talk more on Facebook?
Pikachu: Oh we all have accounts
Pikachu: It's just better to stay out of the gods' view
Sylveon: Also they're not interesting enough
Pikachu: Oof alright then
PhilTheLegendaryHero: Who's the thirstiest?
Everyone: Arceus
Arceus: HEY
Sylveon: We're right, ya know
Arceus: I know but still...
Lukenotskywlkr: Lillie, how much do I have to beg for you to love me?
Hau: For a long time man, trust me, I tried
Lillie: Why are you giving him advice?
Hau: Because Sylveon isn't gonna let outsiders in here!
Sylveon: He's right
Lillie: Oh
Sylveon: Sorry Luke
PokemonGladion: Paul, if Dawn was not in your life would you join the murder squad? (Because let's face it, she's your moral compass) Murder squad, would you let him?
1. Paul: No
Paul: Because why would I not be with Dawn?
May: Ask Drew
Drew: Oh my god
2. Hilda: No- games only!
Silver: He's anime!
Gladion: Ew!
Paul: You're technically anime too, ya know
Gladion: Okay but you only exist there sooo
That1InsanePotato: What is your opinion on the potato who has burst through the timelines to re-emerge in this timeline as well? Gladion, when are you gonna start taking care of your hubby?
1. Sylveon: There are no potatoes allowed in this timeline, sorry
2. Gladion: My who?
ThePokemons: How many of the Pokémon still regularly use Facebook? (Cause the only ones that do are Sylveon, the gods, and Meowth!)
Pikachu: Like I said
Sylveon: They're hard to write about
Egli004: When will Nobody be Somebody?
Nobody: Never again
LapisLazulli2: How is Mrs. Mr Mime doing? Are Kenny and Barry still alive? How many times has Clemont texted back? Can I be invited to the wedding of Hilda and N? Does Officer Jenny do anything that isn't punishing people for illegal memes?
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If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2
FanfictionWhat would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irrelevant things? Unnecessary things? The possibilities are endless!! Read along as Ash and many other characters get their lives ruined by s...
