If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Hilda is a mother?

Hilda has updated her status- HAHA YES I AM A PARENT

Comments:

Gladion: WHAT

Silver: WHAT

Lyra: WHAT

Rosa: WHAT

Hugh: WHAT

Cheren: WHAT

Bianca: WHAT

Hilbert: WHAT

Nate: WHAT

Hilda: What?

Rosa: You're pregnant?

Hilda: LOL

Hilda: No

Gladion: But-

Hilda: N found a Pokémon egg abandoned in the forest so he brought it home and it hatched I am a mother

Silver: Christ, Hilda!

Hilda: Lol I got you guys good huh?

Gladion: ...

Silver: ...

Hilda: Love you guys

Hilda: COMPLETELY PLATONICALLY

N: Good

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Cheren has tagged Hilda in his status- What kind of Pokémon was it

Comments:

Hilda: It's a Deerling!

Rosa: Cute

Hilda: The cutest

Sylveon: Heh heh

Sylveon: Get it?

Sylveon: No?

Sylveon: Fine

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Ash has updated his status- AHHH MY BFF IS HERE

Comments:

Dawn: AHHHHH

Paul: Ugh

Dawn: You love it

Paul: No

Paul: I hate it

Ash: He's just jealous cause the only friend he has is his girlfriend

Dawn: Jealoussss

Paul: ...

Paul: I'm going back to Sinnoh

Dawn: Like Hell you are

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Iris has tagged Trip in her status- So...who was that b*tch you were talking to at the Pokémon Center?

Comments:

Trip: ...Um

Trip: Nurse Joy?

Iris: Oh

Serena: My god, Iris

Arceus: What

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Everybody has updated her status- So like...when is my new sibling gonna be here?

Comments:

Sylveon: Whenever votes go down and I need a cheap way to keep readers interested

Everybody: So...now?

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Yes

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Sylveon has tagged Arceus in her status- Hey <3

Comments:

Arceus: What do you need

Sylveon: You think I need something? Maybe I'm just trying to tell you how much I love you!

Arceus: Are you?

Sylveon: No I need help

Arceus: Okay

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Paul has updated his status- I'm gonna jump off a cliff

Comments:

Ash: Okay have fun

Paul: I will

Dawn: You didn't have to come

Paul: That's what he wants

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Sylveon has updated her status- I DID IT

Comments:

Arceus: We*

Sylveon: Me*

Arceus: No

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Ash has updated his status- 70$ for a haunted house? I can just hang out with Paul and get scared for free

Comments:

Dawn: Lol true

May: You don't get scared you get sin

Dawn: MAY

Johanna: I knew it

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Anybody has updated his status- What's up

Comments:

Everybody: AHHH A SIBLING

Nobody: Ugh another? Seriously?

Sylveon: Yes

Nobody: You need a hobby

Sylveon: THIS IS MY HOBBY

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- I hate you

Comments:

Sylveon: Why

Arceus: Hilda isn't pregnant

Sylveon: Who said she wasn't pregnant

Arceus: ...

Arceus: She did?

Sylveon: Well she's a liar

Hilda: Stfu

Hilda: Snitch

(A/N. Hi my name is Chloe and it's 4:40 am and I'm still awake from 9:30 am hi I'm Chloe I have no self control

So damn I've been updating a lot today wow

Haha

I need sleep

So uh

K thx bai!)