Gladion has updated his status- I might have to break up with Moon
Comments:
Moon: GLADION NO
Lillie: Gladion yes
Hau: Excuse me
Lillie: I said "Gladion yes"
Sun: Gladion yes
Hau: ...
Silver: What happened
Gladion: Moon's a furry
Moon: WRONG
Hau: Woah
Sun: Woah
Lillie: Woah
Gladion: Explain all the Beastars art on your phone
Moon: ...
Moon: It's good
Gladion: Case closed
Arceus: Someone is projecting
Sylveon: You're just jealous because I love Legosi more than you
Arceus: You love everyone more than me
Sylveon: This is true
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Sylveon has updated her status- Am I even funny anymore?
Comments:
Arceus: You were funny?
Sylveon: ...
Sylveon: Divorce
Arceus: No
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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- Please don't break up with me
Comments:
Gladion: Are you a furry
Moon: No
Gladion: ...
Gladion: Good enough for me
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Gloria has updated her status- !!!
Comments:
Bede: I will kill you
Gloria: I am not threatened by a boy the size of a twig
Marnie: What happened
Gloria: Bede kissed a boy
Marnie: Was it Hop?
Gloria: Yes
Marnie: Oh well that's not exciting
Hop: It was so exciting
Bede: Ew
Victor: You kissed him bro
Hop: He did
Hop: He tastes like sadness
Bede: You taste like inferiority complex
Hop: You taste like parental abandonment
Bede: YOU TASTE LIKE WEAK
Hop: YOU TASTE LIKE FAKE ROLEX
Leon: Get him little bro. Roast him
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N has updated his status- Hilda is having a sleepover tonight
Comments:
Cheren: And I care, why?
N: I never liked you
Cheren: I know
Silver: N's just pissy because it's with me
Gladion: I'm here too
Gladion: Don't forget about Gladion!
Hilda: I think only your father is capable of that
Gladion: But he got amnesi- oh I see the joke now
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N has updated his status- Hilda is very cute in her pajamas
Comments:
Hilda: I know I am
Gladion: I do not care what she's wearing
Silver: As long as it is something
Gladion: No one wants to see nothing
Silver: There's nothing to see anyway
Hilda: H E Y
N: There is plenty to see
Hilda: S T O P
N: Okay
Silver: Whipped
Lyra: Silvey get cereal on your way back tomorrow
Silver: Yes dear
Gladion: Whipped
Moon: Gladion shut up
Gladion: Furry
Moon: I'M BEING ATTACKED
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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- Wait...how do you know there's nothing to see?
Comments:
Silver: I'm not blind
Rosa: She's so flat
Hilda: You're all dead to me
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May has tagged Gloria in her status- I think we should hang out more
Comments:
Gloria: Oh for sure
May: I've come up with some elaborate disguises so that Steven doesn't notice me while he's out and about
Steven: What
Gloria: Piers has no idea I've hidden a camera in his house
Piers: W h a t
Gloria: I just said that to freak you out
Piers: Oh
Gloria: I would never tell you if I put a camera in your house
Piers: ...
Piers: Cool...
May: NEVER tell someone you hid a camera in their house
Gloria: Never
Steven: Maybe you guys should date
May: Absolutely not, you said I could call you when I'm eighteen
Gloria: That's a green light if I've ever seen one
Piers: You dug your own grave, man
Steven: I did
Steven: Now I have to leave the region
May: I'll still find you
Steven: I know
(A/N. *shrugs* Who knows?
I got kinda dizzy writing this
Idk why
So uh
K thx bai!)
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