What would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irrelevant things? Unnecessary things? The possibilities are endless!!
Read along as Ash and many other characters get their lives ruined by s...
Hilda has tagged N in her status- Damn babe you have such a nice butt
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Comments:
Silver: Ew
Gladion: Gross
N: Thank you
Lyra: So true
Silver: Huh
Moon: Truer words were never spoken!
Gladion: What
Hilbert: He got grASS
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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in his status- Babe why are you laying face down in the bed
Comments:
Sylveon: Why aren't you?
Arceus: Okay...
Nobody: She's just sad because her mental health is deteriorating
Arceus: Oh Nobody, my son, you are such a ray of sunshine in my life
Nobody: I know
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Everybody has tagged Sylveon in her status- Mommy I'm hungry
Comments:
Sylveon: It's your father's night to make dinner
Everybody: He burnt it
Sylveon: GOD DAMMIT
Arceus: Don't say my name in vain
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Lyra has updated her status- Merry Christmas!
Comments:
Silver: Thanks I'm Jewish
Lyra: Happy seven days after Hanukkah!
Silver: I don't celebrate Hanukkah it reminds me of my family
Lyra: Happy day after your birthday!
Silver: I don't really like my birthday either
Lyra: ...
Lyra: Happy no sin day for you!
Silver: Babe wait a sec
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Giovanni has tagged Silver in his status- Oh so what you're Catholic now
Comments:
Silver: No
Giovanni: Atheist?
Silver: No
Arceus: Thank God
Giovanni: Just a d*ck then, huh?
Silver: Shut your 5'6" a** up
Giovanni: S-Son...
Ghetsis: Sons are the worst!
Ghetsis: Good thing I only have daughters
N: FATHER P L E A S E
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Hilda has tagged Ghetsis in her status- Wtf did you do now you cold bowl of soup
Comments:
Ghetsis: ...
Ghetsis: Cold bowl of soup?
Hilda: What did you do
Ghetsis: Nothing psyche destroying, why?
Hilda: N came home and cried, "No matter what I'm going to love you. You're my favorite human please know how much I'm going to love you" into my belly
Ghetsis: Who's N
N: I TRUSTED YOU
Ghetsis: That was your first mistake
N: I WAS FIVE
Ghetsis: Second mistake
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Giovanni has tagged Ghetsis in his status- I think maybe it was psyche destroying
Comments:
Ghetsis: Eh whatever
Ghetsis: My girls turned out okay and that's all that matters
Hilda: Shut up they're the same person
Anthea: No we aren't!
Hilda: Are you pink hair or blonde hair I literally don't know
Anthea: That's fair
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Gladion has updated his status- Moon just told me she wants to lick a bird
Comments:
Moon: And? I'd say it again
Gladion: Do it
Moon: I wanna lick Teba's bird abs
Gladion: STOP
Moon: Does it bother you?
Gladion: Yes
Moon: Then no
(A/N. Merry Christmas my friends who celebrate it! To my friends who don't, I hope you have a good day!
