Gladion has updated his status- I will never go on a double date ever again
Comments:
Moon: You're exaggerating
Hau: Very much so
Gladion: I'll kill you in an instant
Silver: What happened
Lillie: Actually nothing
Lillie: He's just upset because I'm dating someone he hates
Silver: Why would you do that
Lillie: What?
Hilda: Why would you date someone he hates?
Silver: What betrayal
Gladion: Thanks squad
Hilda: We got your back
Lillie: Y'all need a hobby
Silver: Ya mean
Hilda: Like murder?
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Fire goddess has updated her status- My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Comments:
Bulbasaur/Turtwig: ...Let's beat these yolks a-
Sylveon: -nd save my folks by baking the fourth wall!
Fire god: WATCH AS I WORK MY GYPSY MAGIC
Nobody: *Sighs* Seapony tears and provolone
Arceus: God help the outcast with her witchcraft!
Everybody: Someday I'm gonna go home!
Ash: Is this what gods do in their free time
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Moon has updated her status- I love unwrapping my favorite snac
Comments:
Gladion: B A B E
Moon: What?
Moon: It's true
Hilda: Sinners
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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- The snac that smiles back
Comments:
Gladion: *glares*
Moon: <3
Gladion: ...
Gladion: ... <3 ...
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Everybody has tagged Nobody in her status- BROTHER
Comments:
Nobody: What
Everybody: How do I get Mommy and Daddy to admit that they love each other
Nobody: They don't tho
Everybody: What?
Nobody: Well Arceus may like Sylveon, but she can't stand him
Everybody: Then she can sit
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Sylveon has tagged Everybody in her status- You're grounded
Comments:
Everybody: But mOMmY
Sylveon: GROUNDED
Arceus: Ungrounded
Everybody: Yay!
Sylveon: Arceus I will choke you
Arceus: Lol can you even reach my neck
Sylveon: ...
Arceus: ...
Arceus: Oops
Nobody: You're a dead god now
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Moon has updated her status- I'm out of snac jokes
Comments:
Gladion: Good
Moon: Oh!
Moon: Snacs are good
Gladion: S T O P
Moon: Y O U L O V E I T
(A/N. *Shrugs*
Yeah this chapter is trash but I wanted to upload before I took my nap so here
Haha I have a three day weekend
Good ole Memorial Day
So uh
K thx bai!)
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