If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Merry Meme-Mas 2k19

Sylveon has updated her status- Ugh

Comments:

Everybody: Get back together with Daddy

Sylveon: No he sucks

Arceus: YoU sUCk

Sylveon: You're mean and arrogant and you think you know everything!

Arceus: I DO KNOW EVERYTHING- I'M GOD

Arceus: And quit pretending like you are not also mean and arrogant

Anybody: You also think you know everything

Nobody: You two are the same

Arceus: We are very different

Arceus: I'm not pregnant

Sylveon: I ALREADY USED ALL THE "body" NAMES WHAT AM I GOING TO NAME THIS CHILD

Ash: Wait how the f**k

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Sun has updated his status- Oi

Comments:

Moon: Brilliant

Lillie: Mate

Hau: This is how Galarians sound to Alolans

Gloria: ...

Marnie and Piers: Mom how could you

Moon: I'm sorry sometimes you just gotta do it to 'em

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Marnie has updated her status- Ay I'm stupid

Comments:

Gloria: This is how Alolans sound to Galarians

Hau: H E Y

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Gladion has tagged Moon in his status- I guess you've decided they're ours

Comments:

Moon: Grimsley tried to take Piers BUT I WOULDN'T LET HIM

Grimsley: Fight me

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Piers has tagged Gladion in his status- So are you and I gonna have a bloody awful relationship because you were raised without a father figure that wasn't kind of a criminal

Comments:

Gladion: Yeah

Piers: Cool

Piers: You gonna have a better one with Marnie because she reminds you of your sister

Gladion: Yep

Piers: Brilliant

Gladion: You gonna cling to Moon for any and all types of affection?

Piers: For sure

Gladion: Is Marnie gonna feel unloved by her mother because she gives you all of her affection?

Piers: Most likely

Gladion: Aight

Moon: ...

Marnie: ...

Moon: What the f**k

Lillie: You ain't an Aether Paradise family member until you're broken beyond repair