Gladion has tagged Hilda in his status- What kind of responsibilities do you have?
Comments:
Hilda: You wanna know what kind of responsibilities I have?
Gladion: That's why I asked
Hilda: My responsibilities include:
Hilda: Making sure N doesn't eat grass
N: Yes she's very good at that
Hilda: Helping Hilbert with his divorce papers
Hilbert: We love a supportive sister
Hilda: And minding my OWN DAMN BUSINESS
Gladion: Sh*t okay
Gladion: WAIT
Gladion: ARE YOU AND HILBERT RELATED?
Hilda: Um?
Hilbert: Duh?
Silver: W H A T
N: Go away
Silver: Excuse you
Hilda: We're twins
Hilbert: But the important part is that I'm older
Gladion: ...
Gladion: Why does this keep happening to me?
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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- Wait so why is Hilda being defensive about her responsibilities?
Comments:
Sylveon: They know
Arceus: ...
Arceus: They?
Sylveon: They
Arceus: Who's 'They'?
Sylveon: Them
Nobody: Wow that really cleared things up thanks Mom
Sylveon: YOU CALLED ME MOM
Nobody: NO I DIDN'T
Sylveon: IT'S OFFICIAL YOU ARE MY SON THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW
Nobody: F**K
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Ash has tagged Dawn in his status- Have you even ever set foot in a church?
Comments:
Dawn: Yes, dumba$$
Ash: ...
Ash: You need a little less Paul time
Dawn: NO I NEED ALL THE PAUL TIME
Paul: I think I need a little Paul time
Gary: See he's got a hand he's fine without Dawn
Ash: Look who's talking
Gary:
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Paul has tagged Gary in his status- What did you say about Dawn?
Comments:
Gary: Um
Paul: I am nothing without Dawn
Gary: Oh wow whipped much?
Paul: Single much?
Gary: H E Y
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Hugh has updated his status- Rosa's Arcanine hogs the bed
Comments:
Hilda: You're just upset because she would rather cuddle with her Arcanine than with you
Hugh: H I L D A
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Bianca has updated her status- Wow I ran into Trip today and it was crazy like long time no see
Comments:
Trip: I know
Trip: You're annoying and I don't enjoy your company
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Sylveon has updated her status- Who needs a boyfriend when you have a giant stuffed Wailord?
Comments:
Arceus: You, clearly
Sylveon: Mind your business
(A/N. Idk
The last part is just my way of telling you who didn't know that I bought a giant stuffed Wailord
He's my new best friend
He doesn't have a name yet
But we'll see
Also
I didn't use to headcanon Hilda and Hilbert as siblings, that's a fairly recent headcanon
So uh
K thx bai!)
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