Real Girl in the Fake World

AHHH!?! PANTS PLEASE!!

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Emilia's Pov

The Warriors of Kyoshi

"OUCH! AHHHHH!! EEKKK!! YE-OUCH!! OOMPH!!! AHH!! AIEEEE!! HISS!!!!" Those were probably the most common sounds I made while falling up and through the tree branches. I knew this tree was big but how many dog gone branches are there!? 

I feel like I'm going through a paper shredder as I didn't miss a single branch, twig or knot! And I was still falling. . . . . well at first I thought I was still going up but now I've been hit around so many times I can't tell which way is up, right, left or down!?

A thin whip like branch sliced up my shoulder then across my face. My eyes blinked open giving me enough time to brace myself for the thick root waiting to catch me. I still fell on my side, if the wind hadn't been knock out of me I might've been using some juicy choice words at that moment.

Bruised, bleeding and torn up I lay on the coarse surface trying to regain my breath. The stench of sweat and humidity hit me like a ton of bricks gagging me. Using my arms I lifted myself up a little higher to breath in some fresher air, yeah that didn't help, my body protested to me until I was once again laying down.

What had happened? Had I been kidnapped by a tree? Tilting my head around I gave the trunk a glare, "Jerk!" I gasped out. A loud rickety sound responded, I stared in unbelief as the branch closest to me. . . . . moved. . . . 

My brain registered just in time that if I didn't move I was going to be a pancake. The large branch was coming straight down on me, So this is how Harry, Ron and Hermione felt with the Whomping Willow? Screaming I rolled out of the way as the branch crashed down. "GALLOPING GORGONS!!!" Glancing up I saw the branch start to lift up curving around at the tip then it shook from side to side. . . . . 

I was being scolded by a tree branch.

Fear was instantly replaced by hot anger as I jumped up, "It's Not My Fault I Fell Through YOUR BRANCHES!! You're The One Who KIDNAPPED ME!!!" The branch stopped scolding and snaked away. Huffing I leaned over and started to brush myself down, I wasn't hurt too bad. Obviously I'd have more bruises then scratches, but luckily the none scratches were any longer than a pencil and surprisingly I didn't have too many slivers. The biggest scratch I had already was starting to stop bleeding so I wasn't too worried about it. I was more concerned about the giant bruise that was forming on my hip. 

"Are you lost youngin?" I yelped and jumped around facing the man who had spoken. 

I wished I hadn't. 

Instantly my face flared as I got a good 'detailed' look of the man standing about three feet away. He was an older gentleman, short a little round though the muscles he had said that he was far from helpless. He had straw hat like hair and a beard, with a wide smile and soft eyes he would've looked like my old neighbor Trent. . . . except Trent had a shirt, hat, chaps and pants on him every time I've visited him. . . . This man didn't even have REGULAR UNDERWEAR COVERING HIM!?!? 

What were those?! Leaves?!! What was keeping them up?! 

The more questions that went through my mind the more my face congested with red blushing heat. He tilted his head and smiled, "You aren't from around here are you youngin." 

Of course I am. . . . . . That's what I wanted to say, but his statement was so clear and his physic still required pants, so I did what any good smart girl would do. . . . I averted my eyes.