Weather

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Me every fucking day.
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F[Friend]
Me
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F: Why is it so fucking cold here

Me: Welcome to canada, where mother-fucking-nature can't make up her god damn fucking mind
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F: how would you describe snow

Me: It's like god decided to shit out a crap ton of cocaine

F: ....wow....
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Me: here in canada, it's snows fucking 13 months a year.

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