So this happened in my Business Information Technology class a couple days ago and I forgot to post it here, and another note is that my teacher was the one who said this. Yeah, my TEACHER.
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Mr Lukenda or L for short
Students -S
Nibiha -Nibs for short
Me
Class
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S: *playing games on computer instead of doing work*
L: you should be doing your work
S: yeah but I can do it at home
L: do you want to fail this class? Cause if you do you can go hang yourself right now
Class: *gasps and laughs*
L: cause if you want to hang your self, I got some rope with me so you can go and hang yourself
Me: *laughing* wtf
Nibs: what!
L: cause if you don't put in the effort it's like your hanging , so if you don't want to hang yourself by failing you can do your work
Nibs: *laughing while in shock* why would he say that?
Me: *laughing* I don't know but that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard a teacher say
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Let's say I never told my parents that my teacher said that.
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So this happened on the first day of second semester, so Mr. Lukenda was telling the class about himself, and saying things about how we were meant to get to know each other and our names, but it took a really weird turn.
What I mean by that is, we were talking about our favourite food, to the crucifix of Jesus Christ, to how much time we have to study in total before our minds completely forgets everything afterwards (which is 20minutes, after 20 minutes, our brain can't remember anything), then to 911, then conspiracy theories, to when someone is talking they're not actually talking it's just our brain believing that I'm saying it.
IT WAS A WEIRD ASS DAY!!
AND THAT WAS ON MONDAY FEBRUARY 4th.
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