When you get a call from a random number here are some things that you can say to them.
(Y/N)'s orphanage, you make them, we take them (Y/N) speaking
Jim's whore house, you got the dough, we got the hoe
Utah sperm back, you squeeze it, we freeze it, how can I help you?
(Town name) crematorium, you kill 'um, we grill 'um
This is Karen's memorial home, you bag it, we tag it
How can we help you?National sperm bank, you jack it, we pack it, how may I help you today?
To continue this call press, 1 3 5 7 3 3 2 6 9 0 7 8 2 2 and continue till they hang up
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Random Funny Shit
HumorThis book is a continuation of my friends book. It will be filled with random Funny shit that happens in our school, jokes, memes and random shit that we find funny in life. <Description from original book> I'm in grade nine and some funny thi...