Phone call

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When you get a call from a random number here are some things that you can say to them.

(Y/N)'s orphanage, you make them, we take them (Y/N) speaking

Jim's whore house, you got the dough, we got the hoe

Utah sperm back, you squeeze it, we freeze it, how can I help you?

(Town name) crematorium, you kill 'um, we grill 'um

This is Karen's memorial home, you bag it, we tag it
How can we help you?

National sperm bank, you jack it, we pack it, how may I help you today?

To continue this call press, 1 3 5 7 3 3 2 6 9 0 7 8 2 2 and continue till they hang up

I found this online, so it doesn't belong to me

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 10, 2019 ⏰

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