This is something that I thought of for Canada since I'm Canadian.
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How do Canadians know it's winter?
When there's like a centimetre to like no amount of snow on the ground.
(Americans don't use imperial units I don't think, just to let anyone know 3cm = 1inch)
How do Canadians know it's spring?
When there's 5 foot mountains of snow.
Mother Nature:
*Sunny/rainy in other countries/states/continents*
*sees Canada*
Fuck the rules I'm gonna make it snow 13 months a fucking year
Canadians:
*sees grass*
YES SPRINGS HERE!
*starts to snow*
FUCKING GOD DAMN IT!!!
Who ever said "do it right the first time and you'll never have to do it again." Has never shovelled a Canadian driveway.
You want to know why?
We get to the end of the driveway after shovelling and we have to shovel your way back up our driveway
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