Fight

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This event happened this morning. So my mom doesn't like violence and doesn't like to encourage it either, so I laughed at what happened.
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Mom
Me
Bro (brother)
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Mom: oh look how big that line is

Me: yeah

Mom: I'll just run in quickly *parks car*

Me: okay then

Mom: remember don't let anyone in

Me: I know

Mom: good

Me: even if anyone tried to get in I'd BEAT'EM

Mom: *serious tone* good! *closes door*

Me: *laughes* wtf was that, Maksim did you hear her

Bro: *takes out earbud* yeah I heard her

Me: *still laughing* I just told her saying I'd beat anyone who tried to get in and she said good in the most serious tone and she hates violence *still laughing*

Bro: *puts earbuds back in and doesn't listen*

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